A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.
'Mom', he asked, 'Are these my brains?'
'Not yet,' she replied
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- February 27th, 2008, 10:20 am
- Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
- Topic: Nominated: Best Short Joke of the Year
- Replies: 7
- Views: 2506
- February 12th, 2008, 11:31 am
- Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
- Topic: Out w/ Dad
- Replies: 0
- Views: 914
Out w/ Dad
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would loo...
- January 11th, 2008, 5:30 pm
- Forum: Post Service Issues
- Topic: More Assistance for Vets from A-stan or Iraq
- Replies: 0
- Views: 1922
More Assistance for Vets from A-stan or Iraq
Texas Hearing and Service Dogs has just launched a brand new program called Assistance Dogs for Military Personnel(ADMP) . This program has been created to help military personnel injured during their deployment to Iraq or Afghanistan receive the assistance they need to regain their independence. A...
- January 4th, 2008, 3:16 pm
- Forum: The News Dump
- Topic: Patriot?
- Replies: 49
- Views: 13803
- September 12th, 2007, 3:55 pm
- Forum: The Mosh Pit
- Topic: 6 years ago!
- Replies: 6
- Views: 1873
The Austin memorial is really nice. We've been every Memorial Day since we've been here. The Texas Cemetery 911 Memorial in Austin was designed by architect Bob Ogorzaly of O’Connell Robertson and Associates of Austin and paid for with private funds. It features two beams recovered from ground zer...
- September 11th, 2007, 12:45 pm
- Forum: The Mosh Pit
- Topic: Where were you and what did you you that day?
- Replies: 135
- Views: 44359
- September 10th, 2007, 11:53 am
- Forum: The Mosh Pit
- Topic: Most Memorable Novel You've Ever Read?
- Replies: 123
- Views: 34253
Currently reading Unholy Alliance, Radical Islam and the American Left by David Horowitz Though strange bedfellows, America's liberals and radical Muslims stand on suspiciously similar ground in refusing to condemn Islamic terrorism, in criticizing America and the West, and in opposing efforts to ex...
- September 9th, 2007, 4:03 pm
- Forum: Introduction Archive
- Topic: Introduction
- Replies: 30
- Views: 9425
- September 8th, 2007, 8:25 am
- Forum: The Mosh Pit
- Topic: Unsupportive Parent
- Replies: 32
- Views: 8692
Re: Unsupportive Parent
I hope I am posting this in the correct area, if not by all means correct me. Anyway, my problem is this, my mother is deceased so I live with my father, which isn't entirely too bad. But, he's being so unsupportive of my decision to be a Ranger that I almost feel bad about the decision I made. He ...
- August 31st, 2007, 1:38 pm
- Forum: The Mosh Pit
- Topic: 10 years ago today....
- Replies: 9
- Views: 2721
- August 23rd, 2007, 12:13 pm
- Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
- Topic: Newlyweds
- Replies: 1
- Views: 1052
Newlyweds
At 85 years of age, Morris married Lou Anne, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new husband is so old, Lou Anne decides that after their Wedding she and Morris should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may overexert himself if they spend the entire night toge...
- August 13th, 2007, 12:14 pm
- Forum: The Mosh Pit
- Topic: Capellanus SITREP (Ft. Drum)
- Replies: 17
- Views: 5654
- August 8th, 2007, 9:14 am
- Forum: The Mosh Pit
- Topic: Marital Retreat for Service Members
- Replies: 1
- Views: 8230
Marital Retreat for Service Members
The Phoenix Project is a time to 'retreat' and regroup from the every day distractions. It is designed for couples to focus on each other and their relationship. There are no TVs in the rooms to take away from this emphasis; to encourage and foster communication with each other, other participants ...
- August 6th, 2007, 9:21 am
- Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
- Topic: Random thought of the moment.
- Replies: 5221
- Views: 1733045
- August 6th, 2007, 9:01 am
- Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
- Topic: Random thought of the moment.
- Replies: 5221
- Views: 1733045