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by Julieanne
February 27th, 2008, 10:20 am
Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
Topic: Nominated: Best Short Joke of the Year
Replies: 7
Views: 2506

Nominated: Best Short Joke of the Year

A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.


'Mom', he asked, 'Are these my brains?'






'Not yet,' she replied

:lol:
by Julieanne
February 12th, 2008, 11:31 am
Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
Topic: Out w/ Dad
Replies: 0
Views: 914

Out w/ Dad

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would loo...
by Julieanne
January 11th, 2008, 5:30 pm
Forum: Post Service Issues
Topic: More Assistance for Vets from A-stan or Iraq
Replies: 0
Views: 1922

More Assistance for Vets from A-stan or Iraq

Texas Hearing and Service Dogs has just launched a brand new program called Assistance Dogs for Military Personnel(ADMP) . This program has been created to help military personnel injured during their deployment to Iraq or Afghanistan receive the assistance they need to regain their independence. A...
by Julieanne
January 4th, 2008, 3:16 pm
Forum: The News Dump
Topic: Patriot?
Replies: 49
Views: 13803

He's an ass.
by Julieanne
September 12th, 2007, 3:55 pm
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: 6 years ago!
Replies: 6
Views: 1873

The Austin memorial is really nice. We've been every Memorial Day since we've been here. The Texas Cemetery 911 Memorial in Austin was designed by architect Bob Ogorzaly of O’Connell Robertson and Associates of Austin and paid for with private funds. It features two beams recovered from ground zer...
by Julieanne
September 11th, 2007, 12:45 pm
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: Where were you and what did you you that day?
Replies: 135
Views: 44359

Just reflecting...

Rest peacefully, to all who have been lost.

Many thanks to those who have stepped up since.
by Julieanne
September 10th, 2007, 11:53 am
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: Most Memorable Novel You've Ever Read?
Replies: 123
Views: 34253

Currently reading Unholy Alliance, Radical Islam and the American Left by David Horowitz Though strange bedfellows, America's liberals and radical Muslims stand on suspiciously similar ground in refusing to condemn Islamic terrorism, in criticizing America and the West, and in opposing efforts to ex...
by Julieanne
September 9th, 2007, 4:03 pm
Forum: Introduction Archive
Topic: Introduction
Replies: 30
Views: 9425

Welcome to the site.

It seems you have held probably one of the most thankless, yet heartwrenching jobs there is to hold.

Let me thank you now, for wrapping our brothers and sisters in arms, in a blanket of respect, appreciation and love on their final trip home.
by Julieanne
September 8th, 2007, 8:25 am
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: Unsupportive Parent
Replies: 32
Views: 8692

Re: Unsupportive Parent

I hope I am posting this in the correct area, if not by all means correct me. Anyway, my problem is this, my mother is deceased so I live with my father, which isn't entirely too bad. But, he's being so unsupportive of my decision to be a Ranger that I almost feel bad about the decision I made. He ...
by Julieanne
August 31st, 2007, 1:38 pm
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: 10 years ago today....
Replies: 9
Views: 2721

Well, I guess that one didn't go over so well. :lol:
by Julieanne
August 23rd, 2007, 12:13 pm
Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
Topic: Newlyweds
Replies: 1
Views: 1052

Newlyweds

At 85 years of age, Morris married Lou Anne, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new husband is so old, Lou Anne decides that after their Wedding she and Morris should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may overexert himself if they spend the entire night toge...
by Julieanne
August 13th, 2007, 12:14 pm
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: Capellanus SITREP (Ft. Drum)
Replies: 17
Views: 5654

I've never been anywhere so cold in my life... and that was in March.

Buy lots of fleece for the munchkins, teach them how to play hockey.
by Julieanne
August 8th, 2007, 9:14 am
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: Marital Retreat for Service Members
Replies: 1
Views: 8230

Marital Retreat for Service Members

The Phoenix Project is a time to 'retreat' and regroup from the every day distractions. It is designed for couples to focus on each other and their relationship. There are no TVs in the rooms to take away from this emphasis; to encourage and foster communication with each other, other participants ...
by Julieanne
August 6th, 2007, 9:21 am
Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
Topic: Random thought of the moment.
Replies: 5221
Views: 1733045

Silverback wrote:
Julieanne wrote:Somebody please tell the guy who pisses in innocent peoples' cornflakes to take the week off.
Shit...I thought that dude had been to busy with me to bother anyone else
Apparently he's very efficient. :x
by Julieanne
August 6th, 2007, 9:01 am
Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
Topic: Random thought of the moment.
Replies: 5221
Views: 1733045

Somebody please tell the guy who pisses in innocent peoples' cornflakes to take the week off.

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