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Goddamn. I just got mesmorized by that ass in the avatar. Seriously, I almost blacked out or something. That things fucking dangerous. :lol:
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Das Boot is on right now.
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ANGRYCivilian wrote:Das Boot is on right now.
Let's take Angry's post and rearrange the words a little. 8)

This would be entirely in REF to BS502's avatar mind you...... 8) :twisted:

"Das boottie is right on now!!" 8) :lol:
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Being "joint" SUCKS
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rgrpuck wrote:Being "joint" SUCKS
If you can't smoke one, be one. :lol:
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Chiron wrote:Today at work I realize that the following has happened.

I’m the only guy in the office with 5 women.

1) 26 years old wearing cotton white pants with a dark string. (Not bad)
2) 29 years old wearing cotton white pants with a dark string. (Good looker)
3) 23 years old wearing tight jeans and her belly button out. (Great looker)
4) 30 years old wearing jeans and her belly button out. (Good looker)
5) 32 years old wearing cotton white pants with a dark string. (Not bad)

I think they did it on purpose! Number 3 could have anything she wants and she knows it. By the way she’s the sister of number 2.

The thoughts: Why me? OR Thank God it’s me. OR Shoot me first. OR Life couldn’t get more confusing.
Hmmm sounds like a nice place to visit....
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I wonder what kind of interesting Lung Funk I will not be able to claim for retirment, after living in Kabul....
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" Hillary Clinton has got such a nice ass. "



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I seriously cannot believe you said that, RTO !
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Somebody please tell the guy who pisses in innocent peoples' cornflakes to take the week off.
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Julieanne wrote:Somebody please tell the guy who pisses in innocent peoples' cornflakes to take the week off.
Shit...I thought that dude had been to busy with me to bother anyone else
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Silverback wrote:
Julieanne wrote:Somebody please tell the guy who pisses in innocent peoples' cornflakes to take the week off.
Shit...I thought that dude had been to busy with me to bother anyone else
Apparently he's very efficient. :x
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I was just told I was rude..... Is that "Green Light" to be a prick now??????
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Fucking Miami and it's Third World "Drivers". Damn, I hate this place. It's Hot, Humid, and full of ignorant fucks. I have just spent the past two years learning Arabic... yet these fuckers INSIST on speaking to me in Spanish. WHAT THE FUCK has this country come to? I mean, come on... a Southern Boy can't even get his Arabic on in Miami for Gawd's sake...

Jeezus.

Oh, and the weather is SOOO FUCKING HOT... HUMID, and this strange wet shit falls from dark clouds. What is it? Someone said it is rain. Very weird.
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