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Julieanne
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At 85 years of age, Morris married Lou Anne, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new husband is so old, Lou Anne decides that after their Wedding
she and Morris should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may overexert himself if they spend the entire night together.

After the wedding festivities Lou Anne prepares herself for bed and
the expected 'knock' on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Morris, her 85 year old groom, ready for action.
They unite as one. All goes well, Morris takes leave of his bride,
and she prepares to go to sleep.

After a few minutes, Lou Anne hears another knock on her bedroom
door, and it's Morris. Again he is ready for more 'action'. Somewhat
surprised, Lou Anne consents for more coupling. When the newlyweds are done, Morris kisses his bride, bids her a fond good night and leaves.

She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it - Morris Is
back again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old,
ready for more 'action'. And, once more they enjoy each other.
But as Morris gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him,
'I Am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well
and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Morris.'

Morris, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Lou Anne and says: 'You mean I
Was here already ? '

The moral of the story: Don't be afraid of getting old, Alzheimer's has
its advantages.
~Julie
XVIII ABN Corps, Desert Storm Jan '91-May'91
319th MI BN May '91-Sept '93

"With the power of conviction, there is no sacrifice."
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Post by FIST TEAM LTR »

Poor guy didn't know if he was coming or going right? :lol:
1st Ranger Bn HHC 1978-81
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