Out w/ Dad

[Julieanne]

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided
to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager
sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors:
green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him.
The teenager would look and find him staring every time.

When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter,
old man, never done anything wild in your life?"


And in classic style, he did not bat an eye in his response:







"Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering
if you were my son."