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- December 1st, 2011, 8:38 pm
- Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
- Topic: Joe Biden ask for 6 months of retraining
- Replies: 5
- Views: 3106
Re: Joe Biden ask for 6 months of retraining
For those of you who have never traveled to the west, or southwest, cattle guards are horizontal steel rails placed at fence openings, in dug-out places in the roads adjacent to highways (sometimes across highways), to prevent cattle from crossing over that area. For some reason the cattle will not...
- June 28th, 2011, 1:14 pm
- Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
- Topic: Random thought of the moment.
- Replies: 5221
- Views: 1733620
Re: Random thought of the moment.
Bush pilot, I'd like to be one, but since women are trimming a lot more, I'd hate to be stuck in a job without a future.
- June 28th, 2011, 11:49 am
- Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
- Topic: Random thought of the moment.
- Replies: 5221
- Views: 1733620
Re: Random thought of the moment.
From a distance, my ex-wife's stretch marks looked like Nazca lines, and I of course, was handsome.
- June 28th, 2011, 2:44 am
- Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
- Topic: Random thought of the moment.
- Replies: 5221
- Views: 1733620
Re: Random thought of the moment.
Joe Walsh is Ringo Star's brother in law
- June 19th, 2010, 1:03 pm
- Forum: The Mosh Pit
- Topic: Buy this house please...............
- Replies: 16
- Views: 5050
Re: Buy this house please...............
Truly a one of a kind home for sale in Pleasanton, this Pleasanton home has a great location; close to Downtown Pleasanton, schools and liquor stores. Renovated open floor plan perfect for anyone who wants to have orgies. The rear yard is a private gay oasis with outdoor kitchen, separate covered ba...
- June 17th, 2010, 1:52 pm
- Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
- Topic: Guy walks in with a monkey
- Replies: 7
- Views: 3353
Re: Guy walks in with a monkey
A guy walks into a bar and orders six shooters. The bartender says, "Looks like you are having a bad day." The guy says, "Am I ever! I woke up late for work. On my way to work, I got in an accident. When I got to work, I was four hours late, so the boss fired me. To top it off, I came...
- June 17th, 2010, 1:47 pm
- Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
- Topic: Guy walks in with a monkey
- Replies: 7
- Views: 3353
Re: Guy walks in with a monkey
Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your mom's the best sex in town!" Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores him, so the drunk wanders off and bellies up to the bar at the far end. Ten minutes l...
- April 28th, 2010, 12:12 pm
- Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
- Topic: Random thought of the moment.
- Replies: 5221
- Views: 1733620
Re: Random thought of the moment.
If I was a scientist, mathematician, or anal probe operator, I would say that the number of random thought posts has declined
- April 14th, 2010, 11:33 am
- Forum: 75th Ranger Regiment Public Forum
- Topic: About the 75th Ranger Regiment:
- Replies: 8
- Views: 5800
Re: About the 75th Ranger Regiment:
Special Troops Battalion is an unfortunate name, it makes me think of people riding the short bus. Why didn't they make it Ranger Support Battalion or something like that?
- April 8th, 2010, 10:15 pm
- Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
- Topic: Wal-Mart vs. Morons
- Replies: 3
- Views: 1690
Wal-Mart vs. Morons
1 . Americans spend $36,000,000 at Wal-Mart Every hour of every day. 2.. This works out to $20,928 profit every minute! 3. Wal-Mart will sell more from January 1 to St. Patrick's Day (March 17th) than Target sells all year. 4. Wal-Mart is bigger than Home Depot + Kroger + Target + Sears + Costco + K...
- April 8th, 2010, 10:28 am
- Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
- Topic: Guy walks in with a monkey
- Replies: 7
- Views: 3353
Guy walks in with a monkey
A white man walked into a bar in Manila along with his pet monkey. The first thing he did was turned the monkey lose. The monkey first went to the bar and ate all the chips, then it ate all the peanuts. The monkey even went over to the pool table and ate the cue ball. The bartender seen all this and...
- February 26th, 2010, 5:32 am
- Forum: Introduction Archive
- Topic: Old Ranger, but FNG to this site
- Replies: 27
- Views: 7540
Re: Old Ranger, but FNG to this site
Welcome home Ranger
- February 17th, 2010, 4:46 am
- Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
- Topic: Random thought of the moment.
- Replies: 5221
- Views: 1733620
Re: Random thought of the moment.
Why would someone pierce their dick? Why did I read the instructions all the way through?
- February 16th, 2010, 4:51 am
- Forum: Weapons of War
- Topic: Let's Talk Bombs
- Replies: 24
- Views: 7933
Re: Let's Talk Bombs
Here's a book that analyzes how NK came about and has details on the forgotten bombing campaign.
We napalmed the hell out of the North.
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We napalmed the hell out of the North.
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- February 10th, 2010, 6:45 am
- Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
- Topic: Skippy’s List: The 213 things Skippy is no longer allowed to
- Replies: 7
- Views: 3590
Re: Skippy’s List: The 213 things Skippy is no longer allowed to
Sanity is overrated.