Buy this house please...............

[Slowpoke]

The hedge in front cuts down on the effective field of fire!













Other than that, it's a REALLY nice home. I hope prices aren't too depressed in your area.

[Baseplate]

Give me 500 grand and it is a done deal

[RangerBob275]

Truly a one of a kind home for sale in Pleasanton, this Pleasanton home has a great location; close to Downtown Pleasanton, schools and liquor stores. Renovated open floor plan perfect for anyone who wants to have orgies. The rear yard is a private gay oasis with outdoor kitchen, separate covered bar, pool with waterfalls and a large dick.

[Looon]

I assuming that's your house? That means that is in Kalifornia.

Sorry brother, no fricken way.

[centermass]

To get the full effect of the virtual tour, play Depeche Mode while viewing the property...........
























+1

[KW Driver]

To get the full effect of the virtual tour, play Depeche Mode while viewing the property...........

+1

holy shit that was funny!

hey Zonk, what year is the 4Runner and what's the price on it?

[panthersix]

Too rich for my pay grade, although I do like the Ranger Elvis interior decorating :)

[hobbit]

Let me see...house with pool in Northern California. Probably worth $600,000 before the crash and worth about $49.95 now, right?

[KW Driver]

To get the full effect of the virtual tour, play Depeche Mode while viewing the property...........

+1

holy shit that was funny!

hey Zonk, what year is the 4Runner and what's the price on it?

Your looking at the "Google street view"...... It was an 84 (first year made, solid front axle) and I sold it two years ago.....

Brokers open was Friday, already two bids being scratched out.

Bidding war! Fuck yeah! Thats why I listed it MUCH lower than value........ :D

I hate you for selling it. never mind, the 84 had a 22R, I want an 85 with a 22RE

[panthersix]

It's the Ranger/Elvis decor....that's priceless!

[Bravo57]

Good news Zonk! How much for a quarter?