Wal-Mart vs. Morons

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Wal-Mart vs. Morons

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1 . Americans spend $36,000,000 at Wal-Mart Every hour of
every day.
2.. This works out to $20,928 profit every minute!
3. Wal-Mart will sell more from January 1 to St.
Patrick's Day (March 17th) than Target sells all year.
4. Wal-Mart is bigger than Home Depot + Kroger + Target
+ Sears + Costco + K-Mart combined.
5. Wal-Mart employs 1.6 million people and is
the largest private Employer, and most speak English.
6. Wal-Mart is the largest company in the history of the
World.
7. Wal-Mart now sells more food than Kroger &
Safeway combined, and keep in mind they did this in only 15
years.
8. During this same period, 31 supermarket
chains sought bankruptcy.
9. Wal-Mart now sells more food than
any other store in the world.
10. Wal-Mart has approx 3,900
stores in the USA of which 1,906 are Super Centers; this is
1,000 more than it had 5 Years ago.
11. This year 7.2 billion
different purchasing experiences will occur At a Wal-Mart
store. (Earth's population is approximately 6.5
Billion.) 12. 90% of all Americans live within 15 miles of
a Wal-Mart.
You may think that I am complaining, but I am
really laying the ground work for suggesting that MAYBE we
should hire the guys who run Wal-Mart to Fix the economy.

This should be read and understood by
all Americans

Democrats, Republicans, EVERYONE!!

To President Obama and all 535 voting members of the
Legislature, It is now official you are ALL
corrupt morons:
a.. The U.S. Post Service was
established in 1775. You have had 234 years to get it right
and it is broke.
b.. Social Security was established in
1935. You have had 74 years to get it right and it is
broke.
c.. Fannie Mae was established in 1938.
You have had 71 years to get it right and it is broke.
d.. War on Poverty started in 1964. You
have had 45 years to get it right; $1trillion of our money is
confiscated each year and transferred to "the poor" and they only want more.
e.. Medicare and Medicaid were
established in 1965. You have had 44 years to get it right and they are broke.
f.. Freddie Mac was established in 1970.
You have had 39 years to get it right and it is broke.
g.. The Department of Energy was
created in 1977 to lessen our dependence on foreign oil. It
has ballooned to 16,000 employees with a budget of $24
billion a year and we import more oil than ever before. You
had 32 years to get it right and it is an abysmal
failure.

You have FAILED in every "government
service" you have shoved down our throats while overspending our
tax dollars .

AND YOU WANT AMERICANS TO BELIEVE YOU
CAN BE TRUSTED WITH A GOVERNMENT-RUN HEALTH CARE
SYSTEM??

Folks, keep this circulating. It is very
well stated. Maybe it will end up in the e-mails of some of our
"duly elected' and their staff (they never read anything)
will clue them in on how Americans feel.

Wal-Mart vs The Morons:
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Sam Walton, Wal-Mart founder, a poor country boy from Oklahoma, worked his way through college with three part-time jobs plus ROTC during the Great Depression to earn a degree in economics from the University of Missouri. Previous to that, the Oklahoma 8th grader became the youngest Eagle Scout in the state's history. An unapologetic patriot, he served in army intelligence during WWII, rising to the rank of captain. He always believed that the secret to retailing success lay in America's heartland...and in buying from American manufacturers. He was a self-made marketing genius who loved his country and who single-handedly built the most successful business enterprise in history. To his dying day, the devout Presbyterian lived frugally and drove a beat up old pickup truck, while making more people millionaires than any man in US history. Is it any wonder the left hates Wal-Mart with the venom they do?
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hobbit wrote:Sam Walton, Wal-Mart founder, a poor country boy from Oklahoma, worked his way through college with three part-time jobs plus ROTC during the Great Depression to earn a degree in economics from the University of Missouri. Previous to that, the Oklahoma 8th grader became the youngest Eagle Scout in the state's history. An unapologetic patriot, he served in army intelligence during WWII, rising to the rank of captain. He always believed that the secret to retailing success lay in America's heartland...and in buying from American manufacturers. He was a self-made marketing genius who loved his country and who single-handedly built the most successful business enterprise in history. To his dying day, the devout Presbyterian lived frugally and drove a beat up old pickup truck, while making more people millionaires than any man in US history. Is it any wonder the left hates Wal-Mart with the venom they do?
After he passed, they kinda went off the rails on this part.
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