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Excuse me for my ignorance, but I heard from a few girlfriends of my that you can actually have an orgasm from riding a Harley. One said that they have tried other bikes, but don't get the desired effect as they do on a Harley. Is this true? If so, where do I sign up?

LOVE: When intercourse is called "making love."
LUST: When intercourse is called "screwing."
MARRIAGE: When intercourse is a town in Pennsylvania.

LOVE: When you share everything you own.
LUST: When you steal everything they own.
MARRIAGE: When the bank owns everything.

LOVE: When you argue ...

Hey Bing!

Welcome! WOW! You actually live with that guy? And you admit to it?

DoorGunner wrote:Glad I had two boys.

You mean there is another one?

I feel so honored!

There is almost always a Dave Matthews Band CD playing no matter where I am! Granted my song that gets me going every morning is "Baby Got Back" by Sir Mix-a-lot!

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there thinks you're a fat skank.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Probably because you'd be on your knees ...

Since I am out of country, I don't have mine. But I do have an AR-15, Glock 21, and 1911. Can't wait to get back and shoot!

So, are you married? Cause if not, I might marry ya for one of them guns!

The only thing that you left out was when those two boots where in front of her face and the instructor said get on the truck you are done that Ranger (H8 Train) would have actually said, "Get up fuck rag your a fucking no-go at this course." :twisted:

Just when we thought there might a ounce of ...

V-Rod wrote:

H8 Train wrote:Great paper. I like it alot.

WHO THE HELL ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH H8TRAIN?


Good paper, Monica.

Oh my god! I was thinking the same thing! He must have gotten laid!

Welcome! Been to Brooklyn before. Fun times!

A little boy was standing in front of a mirror in the restroom at John F. Kennedy Airport, when in walked a Marine staff sergeant, dressed in his dress blues. The little boy turned to the Marine and said, "Wow! Are you a Marine?"

The Marine replied, "Why, yes I am, young man. Would you like to ...

A golfer stood over his tee shot for what seemed like an eternity. He was looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, and figuring out the wind direction and speed. He was driving his partner nuts.
Finally, his exasperated partner said, "What's taking so long? Hit the blasted ball!"

The guy ...

Welcome! Gotta love them Rakkasans!