Love, Lust, and Marriage

Kaley_B · Post by **Kaley_B** » July 12th, 2004, 10:11 am

LOVE: When intercourse is called "making love."
LUST: When intercourse is called "screwing."
MARRIAGE: When intercourse is a town in Pennsylvania.

LOVE: When you share everything you own.
LUST: When you steal everything they own.
MARRIAGE: When the bank owns everything.

LOVE: When you argue over how many children to have.
LUST: When you argue over who gets the wet spot.
MARRIAGE: When you argue over whose idea it was to have kids.

LOVE: When you write poems about your partner.
LUST: When all you write is your phone number.
MARRIAGE: When all you write is checks.

LOVE: When your only concern is your partner's feelings.
LUST: When your only concern is finding a room with mirrors everywhere.
MARRIAGE: When your only concern is what's on TV.

LOVE: When all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel.
LUST: When the songs on the radio determine how you should do it.
MARRIAGE: When you listen to talk radio.

LOVE: When you're only interested in doing things with your partner.
LUST: When you're only interested in doing your partner.
MARRIAGE: When you're only interested in your golf score.

LOVE: You only leave the house to buy coffee and donuts.
LUST: You only leave the house to buy condoms and Vaseline.
MARRIAGE: You only leave the house when you're allowed.

Vee · Post by **Vee** » July 12th, 2004, 1:15 pm

That's not funny.

That's the truth, and the truth hurts.

Saltbitch · Post by **Saltbitch** » July 13th, 2004, 3:27 pm

You're both right....it's TRUE and it's NOT FUNNY. :?

Parabellum · Post by **Parabellum** » July 13th, 2004, 6:41 pm

Why can't women just keep it with "Lust" it suits my personality better.

Bugsy · Post by **Bugsy** » July 14th, 2004, 11:16 am

H8 Train wrote:Why can't women just keep it with "Lust" it suits my personality better.

BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL EVIL BEINGS but I kinda like the lust catagory best as well.

Parabellum · Post by **Parabellum** » July 14th, 2004, 11:30 am

Suck-u-bus: An evil creature that sucks the life out of man, which in turn makes him an empty shell of what he use to be.

McD · Post by **McD** » July 14th, 2004, 11:36 am

Like the old saying: Anything that bleeds for 5 days a month and doesn't die just ain't right. :D

Vee · Post by **Vee** » July 14th, 2004, 11:39 am

McD wrote:Like the old saying: Anything that bleeds for 5 days a month and doesn't die just ain't right. :D

They sure do fuckin ACT like they're dying

Parabellum · Post by **Parabellum** » July 14th, 2004, 12:28 pm

V-Rod wrote:
McD wrote:Like the old saying: Anything that bleeds for 5 days a month and doesn't die just ain't right. :D

They sure do fuckin ACT like they're dying

CavTroop · Post by **CavTroop** » July 15th, 2004, 9:58 am

OK, here's an old one in this topic:

Here's the difference between a hooker, a girlfriend and a wife:

Afterwards, the hooker says: "Was it good for you?"

The girlfriend says: "Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

And the wife says:

"Beige.

I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."

CT Out

AngryPistols · Post by **AngryPistols** » July 15th, 2004, 10:57 am

Not my wife!!! Yeah right, who am I foolin?

Good one CT!!!

DocDaigle · Post by **DocDaigle** » July 15th, 2004, 2:04 pm

H8 Train wrote:Suck-u-bus: An evil creature that sucks the life out of man, which in turn makes him an empty shell of what he use to be.

That would be Suck-u-bus that would be my ex wife

DocDaigle · Post by **DocDaigle** » July 15th, 2004, 4:04 pm

Doc wrote:
DocDaigle wrote:
H8 Train wrote:Suck-u-bus: An evil creature that sucks the life out of man, which in turn makes him an empty shell of what he use to be.
That would be Suck-u-bus that would be my ex wife
Interesting, we were obviously married to the same woman...guess the bitch got around more than I thought.

Check Six,
Doc

No sweat brother, I found a solution. I run hospitals as you know, you should see some of my Nurses...BADABING. I am sure they would like a nice S.W.A.T. Medic like yourself, cause I now they sure as hell like me