Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there thinks you're a fat skank.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Probably because you'd be on your knees greeting my crotch.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: That's cool, 'cause after I'm done nailing you in the back of my car, I don't give a crap where you go.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: No problem, I can always withdraw onto your face.
Man: Do you want to dance?
Woman: No!
Man: I think you misheard me. I said you look fat in those pants.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: That works for me, as long as you're still warm when I do you
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I'm not sure which come backs I like better.C 2/75, 1st Plt, Wpns Sqd 76-79
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Mattoon's Goons
A 'Veteran' -- whether active duty, discharged, retired, or reserve --
is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America,' for an amount of 'up to, and including his life.'
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Parabellum
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I like the last one. 
Here is one
Man: "Wanna fuck?"
Women: "Fuck you pig!"
Man: "That's ok...I will just jerk off about you anyway. OOOOH! I am going to do some nasty shit to you."
Here is one
Man: "Wanna fuck?"
Women: "Fuck you pig!"
Man: "That's ok...I will just jerk off about you anyway. OOOOH! I am going to do some nasty shit to you."
"We spoke to them in the only language they understood - the machine gun."
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I like Ranger H8train's. Thats some funny shit628th MI Bn,28th ID(M): June 03-Jan05
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"I don't fear failure. I only fear the slowing up of the engine inside of me which is saying, 'Keep going, someone must be on top, why not you?'"
-General George S. Patton
Bco 447th Signal Bn Nov 06-Jan 08
A Co WTB(Ft. Gordon) Jan-April 08
"I don't fear failure. I only fear the slowing up of the engine inside of me which is saying, 'Keep going, someone must be on top, why not you?'"
-General George S. Patton
You are a funny SOB H8 !!H8 Train wrote:I like the last one.
Here is one
Man: "Wanna fuck?"
Women: "Fuck you pig!"
Man: "That's ok...I will just jerk off about you anyway. OOOOH! I am going to do some nasty shit to you."
C 2/75, 1st Plt, Wpns Sqd 76-79
RS 3-78
Mattoon's Goons
A 'Veteran' -- whether active duty, discharged, retired, or reserve --
is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America,' for an amount of 'up to, and including his life.'
RS 3-78
Mattoon's Goons
A 'Veteran' -- whether active duty, discharged, retired, or reserve --
is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America,' for an amount of 'up to, and including his life.'
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Parabellum
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Thats fuckin hilarious Ranger Beadlebug
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Bco 447th Signal Bn Nov 06-Jan 08
A Co WTB(Ft. Gordon) Jan-April 08
"I don't fear failure. I only fear the slowing up of the engine inside of me which is saying, 'Keep going, someone must be on top, why not you?'"
-General George S. Patton
Bco 447th Signal Bn Nov 06-Jan 08
A Co WTB(Ft. Gordon) Jan-April 08
"I don't fear failure. I only fear the slowing up of the engine inside of me which is saying, 'Keep going, someone must be on top, why not you?'"
-General George S. Patton
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Parabellum
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Now that is funny.BeadleBug wrote:man: I got a coke bottle, wanna play?
woman: shove it asshole
man: that wasn't what I had in mind but can I break it first?
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Ranger Rodeo
Mount your mate doggie style and whisper in her ear that your girl friend likes it this way!
Then try to hold on for 10 seconds!
Mount your mate doggie style and whisper in her ear that your girl friend likes it this way!
Then try to hold on for 10 seconds!
C 2/75, 1st Plt, Wpns Sqd 76-79
RS 3-78
Mattoon's Goons
A 'Veteran' -- whether active duty, discharged, retired, or reserve --
is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America,' for an amount of 'up to, and including his life.'
RS 3-78
Mattoon's Goons
A 'Veteran' -- whether active duty, discharged, retired, or reserve --
is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America,' for an amount of 'up to, and including his life.'