An elderly Texas cowhand went to the drug store and asked
the Pharmacist for the little blue Viagra pill.
The pharmacist asked 'How many?'
The cowboy replied, 'Just a few, maybe a half dozen. I cut
each one into four pieces.'
The pharmacist said, 'That's too small a dose. That won't
get you through sex.'
The old fellow said, 'Oh, I'm past eighty years old, and I
don't even think about sex much anymore.
I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my
new boots.
:D
Great tip for the Pastor
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Great tip for the Pastor
~Julie
XVIII ABN Corps, Desert Storm Jan '91-May'91
319th MI BN May '91-Sept '93
"With the power of conviction, there is no sacrifice."
XVIII ABN Corps, Desert Storm Jan '91-May'91
319th MI BN May '91-Sept '93
"With the power of conviction, there is no sacrifice."
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I promise I didn't tell her, Pastor!
SUA SPONTE - "We few, we happy few, we BAND OF BROTHERS;
for he today that sheds his blood with me shall be my brother!" - Shakespeare
RLTW! - Land of the Free BECAUSE of the Brave
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for he today that sheds his blood with me shall be my brother!" - Shakespeare
RLTW! - Land of the Free BECAUSE of the Brave
RS 3-70
SSG VN 69-70
I Co., 75th. Inf.
4/9 Inf., 25th ID
Mentored Ranger kozzman555
http://www.75thrra.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; - LM 183
http://www.ranger.org" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; - LM 3537