Great tip for the Pastor

Julieanne · Post by **Julieanne** » April 21st, 2008, 5:56 pm

An elderly Texas cowhand went to the drug store and asked
the Pharmacist for the little blue Viagra pill.

The pharmacist asked 'How many?'

The cowboy replied, 'Just a few, maybe a half dozen. I cut
each one into four pieces.'

The pharmacist said, 'That's too small a dose. That won't
get you through sex.'

The old fellow said, 'Oh, I'm past eighty years old, and I
don't even think about sex much anymore.

I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my
new boots.

:D

Chiron · Post by **Chiron** » April 22nd, 2008, 2:20 am

Jim · Post by **Jim** » April 22nd, 2008, 5:46 am

I figured he was using them so that he doesn't roll out of bed.

Rock Island Ranger · Post by **Rock Island Ranger** » April 22nd, 2008, 6:27 am

Ranger Ron · Post by **Ranger Ron** » April 22nd, 2008, 4:31 pm

I promise I didn't tell her, Pastor!