List of memorable/classic ArmyRanger.com sayings

AbnRgr289 · Post by **AbnRgr289** » April 18th, 2007, 7:31 pm

cams wrote:
Bravo57 wrote:
GSXRanger wrote:Welcome to the site... do you have an older sister? Or a HOT MOM? Or a gay little brother?

Oto-Man · Post by **Oto-Man** » April 23rd, 2007, 7:15 pm

IntelToad wrote:Ask the stewardess for some Chiclets...or if you have a SEAL in your class, ask him for some Trident.

I spit wine all over my laptop with that one....

Rico · Post by **Rico** » April 24th, 2007, 12:38 pm

Flesh Thorn wrote:Disclaimer-I am not an attorney, but I often pretend to be one at bars in order to pick up woman.

:D :D :D

MrsDocMac · Post by **MrsDocMac** » April 26th, 2007, 5:00 pm

Matador275 wrote:
Spartan wrote: Glad you survived Dieppe so you could still be here among the rest of us.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA..The pastor is all excited about not being the only one who served under a 5 Star General. :D

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » April 27th, 2007, 1:16 pm

AbnRgr289 wrote:Let me explain this so you might understand it.

You were told to shut the fuck up. That means that you do not reply unless specifically told to do so by a Ranger on this site.

Just like in the military(any branch).

If your told to shut the fuck up, you shut the fuck up.

If your told to clean the shitter with your tooth brush, you clean the shitter with your tooth brush.

If your told to drag your balls through 100 miles of broken glass, thats what the fuck you do.

It's a pretty simple concept, get use to it.

MrsDocMac · Post by **MrsDocMac** » April 27th, 2007, 4:43 pm

RTO wrote:
Cliv03 wrote:Old Grunt Wrote:
Besides who wants to eat a fish that was fattened up on moo goo gai kitty?
I'd rather eat out a pussified fish, than one fat on worms.

I'd also rather smell a fishified pussy...
Beer is the prefered bait for that!

Invictus · Post by **Invictus** » May 1st, 2007, 9:24 am

Charlie 51 wrote:
author wrote:
Jim wrote:Basic homework is lacking. Wikipedia has about the best entry to explain this term:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strategic_Army_Corps
Ranger Jim:

I appreciate the link. I had seen the entry, but honestly hadn't noticed the "Other Definitions" at the bottom. For everyone's benefit they are as follows:

STRAC is Army slang term for "a well organized, well turned-out soldier, (pressed uniform, polished brass and shined boots)." A proud, competent trooper who can be depended on for good performance in any circumstance.

Gear clean and tight; Weapon clean and ready; Mind clear, organized, and ready for action. S- skilled T- tough R- ready A- around the C- clock. STRAC
This seems pretty sufficient for my purposes. Anyone disagree? Also, would everyone agree that the acronym "STRAC" should be the same spelling used for the adjective? (As opposed to "strack", which I have seen printed elsewhere.) I'm wary of it because aesthetically it would seem that "strack" would fit better than all caps "STRAC".

Thanks for the help.
Look you fucking idiot no one else cares about this bullshit. "for everyones benifit" who the fuck are you knob gobbler. You are not our peer, mentor, personal writer or fucking anything. As far as any of us knows you are an attention seeking dickhead writing an article about how old Rangers are a buch of real assholes, well its true. Plus, I never heard anyone outside of Basic training and Airborne school use the term STRAC. Why don't you go research the word Hooah because I'm sure this fag you're writing about uses it constantly too.

Bravo57 · Post by **Bravo57** » May 4th, 2007, 5:34 am

MrsDocMac wrote:Thank you Ranger Scuba Wino, I was wondering who superman was goin after so furiously....

Classic

Ranger Ron · Post by **Ranger Ron** » May 4th, 2007, 8:19 am

BS502 and MrsDocMac it is sure nice to see your "Wiggles" back instead of those X !

MrsDocMac · Post by **MrsDocMac** » May 4th, 2007, 10:29 am

I have no idea I had a red x or how I got it. It just appeared, so I went ass huntin.

Glad you are enjoying it RangerRon.

cams · Post by **cams** » May 4th, 2007, 10:31 am

MrsDocMac wrote:I have no idea I had a red x or how I got it. It just appeared, so I went ass huntin. Glad you are enjoying it RangerRon.

I'm not showing anything for you or BigSis.....dammit. :?

RTO · Post by **RTO** » May 4th, 2007, 10:34 am

MrsDocMac wrote:I have no idea I had a red x or how I got it. It just appeared, so I went ass huntin. .

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice!!!!

I want a piece of your ass!!

centermass · Post by **centermass** » May 4th, 2007, 10:39 am

cams wrote:
MrsDocMac wrote:I have no idea I had a red x or how I got it. It just appeared, so I went ass huntin. Glad you are enjoying it RangerRon.
I'm not showing anything for you or BigSis.....dammit. :?

Hit your "refresh" button Bro.

Doesn't mean your computer's going to bring you a Coke anytime soon.

cams · Post by **cams** » May 4th, 2007, 10:48 am

centermass wrote:
cams wrote:
MrsDocMac wrote:I have no idea I had a red x or how I got it. It just appeared, so I went ass huntin. Glad you are enjoying it RangerRon.
I'm not showing anything for you or BigSis.....dammit. :?
Hit your "refresh" button Bro.

Doesn't mean your computer's going to bring you a Coke anytime soon.

Already did. No dukes. :(