List of memorable/classic ArmyRanger.com sayings

[BadMuther]

I see some of the DEPs have words of wisdom from Rangers in their sig lines.

Us hooahs can be a pretty insightful bunch at times.

Let's get a thread going with the best sayings from the site.

I'll start out....

Ranger Creeping Death

You're a college grad. It shouldnt' be that hard to figure out. You shit in my back yard, Einstein. If you want to hang around, you'd better get out your fucking E-Tool and plastic baggy, Goddammit.

[FireFinder]

Try this excercise...
Pull down your pants and dangle your nuts over an open desk drawer.
Have a buddy kick the fucker shut.
Welcome to day one.
Asshole.

[mipuke]

Ranger Creeping Death

Hillbillies say "You ain't from 'round here, are ye boy?"
Rednecks say the infamous, "Hey y'all, watch this."

[Spartan]

Next time you feel like wasting someone's time, go take a bath with a small electrical appliance.

[BadMuther]

Tacp-Read alot, post little. Learn so that you don't burn.

[McD]

Bubba

Does she take it up the ass!

[VAK]

What the fucking fuck!?

That's my personal favorite... I use it now everytime I am in an alley in P-City and I see that I am going to be attacked by a 9 year old... Oh wait, that's someone else. Bwahahahahaha So, not only my favorite saying, leads to my favorite story of all time and then my favorite "secondary story of all time. (Both by our Pastah)

BM, I thank you for the compliment. Though oddly I don't know that anyone actually read it, from the amount of assmouth we've been encountering of late.

Godspeed All,
usaftacp

[Kelly-Belly]

I think this has become the Sister's motto......

We're good until you fuck with our men....then we're BETTER!

~Julieanne

Bah ha, gotta love it..... :D

[Silverback]

I TOLD YOU TOO MOVE THE FUCK OUT! WHAT PART OF THAT DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND? IS THIS SITE NOT IN ENGLISH? CAN YOU NOT FUCKING READ THE WORDS THAT I AM TYPING ON YOUR SCREEN DIPSHIT? DO NOT POST IN THIS TOPIC AGIAN! I ANSWERED YOUR FUCKING QUESTION. NOW SHUT YOUR COCK HOLSTER!

I chose this quote because it makes you feel the contempt that H8 has.

[BadMuther]

BM, I thank you for the compliment. Though oddly I don't know that anyone actually read it, from the amount of assmouth we've been encountering of late.

Godspeed All,
usaftacp

Yeah, lot of potty mouth going on here.

[ManchuLeg]

This one is only a few days old but in my humble opinion really should be added to the list:

everything you utter makes me want to throat punch you and sit back and watch you struggle for oxygen with that "what the fuck just happened?" look on your face.

I laughed for almost 5 minutes, because I could just picture someone with that look on their face

[Ron375]

"I'm Terry Welshan by God"

or

The reverend "dumber than a bag of hammers"