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Antropien injectors are not toys.
Antropien injections are not administered through the tear duck or jugular.
Antropien injections are not administered through the tear duck or jugular.
"We spoke to them in the only language they understood - the machine gun."
HHC 1/75 Oct 98-Mar 99
B co 1/75 Mar 99-Apr 04
ROC RSTB RIP/PRC Cadre Apr 04-May 06
A co 1/75 May 06-Jul 08
HHC 1/75 Jul 08-Mar 09
RS 3-99
HHC 1/75 Oct 98-Mar 99
B co 1/75 Mar 99-Apr 04
ROC RSTB RIP/PRC Cadre Apr 04-May 06
A co 1/75 May 06-Jul 08
HHC 1/75 Jul 08-Mar 09
RS 3-99
Except if that is the only weapon you have when the enemy walks by! Then by all means KILL the Muthafukr! But take out the last one walking just like Sgt York.h8train1/75 wrote:Antropien injectors are not toys.
Antropien injections are not administered through the tear duck or jugular.
RLTW
Steadfast
4/325 82d DIV 68-69
2nd Bde HHC (LRRP), 4 ID
K Co (Rgr), 75th Inf (Abn), 4 ID
69-70
I cooked with C- 4
Steadfast
4/325 82d DIV 68-69
2nd Bde HHC (LRRP), 4 ID
K Co (Rgr), 75th Inf (Abn), 4 ID
69-70
I cooked with C- 4
I am not allowed to take Top Secret documents home on leave no matter how way cool the pictures are.
I am not allowed to tell other Headquarters personnel that we have installed surveillance cameras in their rooms and can see them jacking off at night.
I am not allowed to insert articles from the "Weekly World News" about lesbian vampires invading El Salvador in the RCO's weekly intelligence briefing book.
I am not allowed to tell other Headquarters personnel that we have installed surveillance cameras in their rooms and can see them jacking off at night.
I am not allowed to insert articles from the "Weekly World News" about lesbian vampires invading El Salvador in the RCO's weekly intelligence briefing book.
S-2, HQ 75th, 1985-1987
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I am no longer allowed to say "Our firearms are useless agianst them!" when the enemy is approaching. It scares the cherries.
"We spoke to them in the only language they understood - the machine gun."
HHC 1/75 Oct 98-Mar 99
B co 1/75 Mar 99-Apr 04
ROC RSTB RIP/PRC Cadre Apr 04-May 06
A co 1/75 May 06-Jul 08
HHC 1/75 Jul 08-Mar 09
RS 3-99
HHC 1/75 Oct 98-Mar 99
B co 1/75 Mar 99-Apr 04
ROC RSTB RIP/PRC Cadre Apr 04-May 06
A co 1/75 May 06-Jul 08
HHC 1/75 Jul 08-Mar 09
RS 3-99
Some strictly tanker ones:
I am not allowed to dispose of main gun rounds accidentally taken off the range and into a secure area by dumping them into a pond.
It is wrong to shout "On the Way!" on a live range while my cherry loader is on a ladder at the end of the main gun tube boresighting it.
It is wrong to tell my cherry driver to "gun it!" as he is taking the tank into a deep full stream bed and his hatch is open.
I am not allowed, as the range control officer, to have all the tanks on line fire at the same target at the same time in order to speed things up. (But, ya know, once was enough! Hooah!)
I am not allowed to cuss out the unit track commanders for arriving late to a meeting while in the presence of the RCO. That is his perogative.
I am not allowed to draw huge chalk smilies on the side of the RS-3's M577.
It is a mistake to do the "Patton boxer victory salute" to a column of tanks as they will think it is a signal to stop.
I am not allowed to steal spare parts from the RCO's jeep.
I am not allowed to ask attached infantry to "deposit 25 cents please" when they try to use the tank interphone on the rear fender.
It is wrong to allow oil from a part I am holding in my hand to drip onto a dumbass major's boots while he is inquiring why the oil in the track is too low.
It is wrong to lock said major inside the turret and then go to chow.
I am not allowed to put both feet up on the cupola ring and lay back on the turret hatch in order to "catch some rays" while passing the CG.
I am not allowed to dispose of main gun rounds accidentally taken off the range and into a secure area by dumping them into a pond.
It is wrong to shout "On the Way!" on a live range while my cherry loader is on a ladder at the end of the main gun tube boresighting it.
It is wrong to tell my cherry driver to "gun it!" as he is taking the tank into a deep full stream bed and his hatch is open.
I am not allowed, as the range control officer, to have all the tanks on line fire at the same target at the same time in order to speed things up. (But, ya know, once was enough! Hooah!)
I am not allowed to cuss out the unit track commanders for arriving late to a meeting while in the presence of the RCO. That is his perogative.
I am not allowed to draw huge chalk smilies on the side of the RS-3's M577.
It is a mistake to do the "Patton boxer victory salute" to a column of tanks as they will think it is a signal to stop.
I am not allowed to steal spare parts from the RCO's jeep.
I am not allowed to ask attached infantry to "deposit 25 cents please" when they try to use the tank interphone on the rear fender.
It is wrong to allow oil from a part I am holding in my hand to drip onto a dumbass major's boots while he is inquiring why the oil in the track is too low.
It is wrong to lock said major inside the turret and then go to chow.
I am not allowed to put both feet up on the cupola ring and lay back on the turret hatch in order to "catch some rays" while passing the CG.
107TH Armd Cav OHARNG 1979-1989
"Facere Non Dicere"
Deeds Not Words
"Facere Non Dicere"
Deeds Not Words
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The "phase-plasma rifle in a 40 watt range" is not a weapon in the armsroom.
Nor is the ".45 longslide with laser sighting", "UZI 9mm", or ".12 gauge auto-loader".
Nor is the ".45 longslide with laser sighting", "UZI 9mm", or ".12 gauge auto-loader".
"We spoke to them in the only language they understood - the machine gun."
HHC 1/75 Oct 98-Mar 99
B co 1/75 Mar 99-Apr 04
ROC RSTB RIP/PRC Cadre Apr 04-May 06
A co 1/75 May 06-Jul 08
HHC 1/75 Jul 08-Mar 09
RS 3-99
HHC 1/75 Oct 98-Mar 99
B co 1/75 Mar 99-Apr 04
ROC RSTB RIP/PRC Cadre Apr 04-May 06
A co 1/75 May 06-Jul 08
HHC 1/75 Jul 08-Mar 09
RS 3-99
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I am not allowed to break green chemlights and pour the liquid on vegitation and tell the "cherries" that the "Predator" stalking the PLT.
I am not allowed to do "The mad minute" (firing on automatic) into the woodline because the "Predator" is stalking the PLT.
I cannot fire a mini-gun from the hip.
I do not see 3 red dots on my P.L.'s chest.
My name is not Dutch, Dillion, Mac, Blain, Poncho, Hawkins or Billy.
The "Predator" is not stalking the platoon.
The "Predator" is not real.
I am not allowed to do "The mad minute" (firing on automatic) into the woodline because the "Predator" is stalking the PLT.
I cannot fire a mini-gun from the hip.
I do not see 3 red dots on my P.L.'s chest.
My name is not Dutch, Dillion, Mac, Blain, Poncho, Hawkins or Billy.
The "Predator" is not stalking the platoon.
The "Predator" is not real.
"We spoke to them in the only language they understood - the machine gun."
HHC 1/75 Oct 98-Mar 99
B co 1/75 Mar 99-Apr 04
ROC RSTB RIP/PRC Cadre Apr 04-May 06
A co 1/75 May 06-Jul 08
HHC 1/75 Jul 08-Mar 09
RS 3-99
HHC 1/75 Oct 98-Mar 99
B co 1/75 Mar 99-Apr 04
ROC RSTB RIP/PRC Cadre Apr 04-May 06
A co 1/75 May 06-Jul 08
HHC 1/75 Jul 08-Mar 09
RS 3-99
One of my favorite movies.h8train1/75 wrote:I am not allowed to break green chemlights and pour the liquid on vegitation and tell the "cherries" that the "Predator" stalking the PLT.
I am not allowed to do "The mad minute" (firing on automatic) into the woodline because the "Predator" is stalking the PLT.
I cannot fire a mini-gun from the hip.
I do not see 3 red dots on my P.L.'s chest.
My name is not Dutch, Dillion, Mac, Blain, Poncho, Hawkins or Billy.
The "Predator" is not stalking the platoon.
The "Predator" is not real.
B Co 3/75
1989-1990
Just Cause Airlando Commando
1989-1990
Just Cause Airlando Commando