List of memorable/classic ArmyRanger.com sayings

Silverback · Post by **Silverback** » January 21st, 2005, 8:47 pm

Anonymous wrote:It's all fun and games until I am dancing naked in a pool of your blood

Anonymous wrote:It's all fun and games until I am wearing your skin as a poncho

Parabellum · Post by **Parabellum** » January 22nd, 2005, 8:03 am

Silverback wrote:
Anonymous wrote:It's all fun and games until I am dancing naked in a pool of your blood

Anonymous wrote:It's all fun and games until I am wearing your skin as a poncho

Earthpig · Post by **Earthpig** » January 22nd, 2005, 9:40 am

I really like this one by Silverback:
"There are 10 better abled and more willing men vying for the position you want. So get hungry, stay hungry and prove yourself worthy of a position that will be hard fought for."
So true!
RLTW
EP

BadMuther · Post by **BadMuther** » January 22nd, 2005, 11:16 am

Steadfast wrote:
Desert Sloth wrote: Go stick your head in the shitter and bob for turds.

Bwahahhahahahhaha!!!

Parabellum · Post by **Parabellum** » January 22nd, 2005, 2:56 pm

This thread is awesome.

Steadfast · Post by **Steadfast** » January 22nd, 2005, 4:03 pm

Ranger Bell wrote:Nah, he ain't a problem. He's kinda like that peanut stuck between yer teeth way in the back. Or an itch deep down by the asshole. He ain't a problem, just an aggravation. Something else to deal with, ain't no thang.

Oreo · Post by **Oreo** » January 22nd, 2005, 8:27 pm

Ranger H8Train

If she had that baby the normal way it would be like banging a glass of warm water for the rest of your life.

Steadfast · Post by **Steadfast** » January 23rd, 2005, 3:20 pm

Ranger Luna wrote:KAWHOOOOOSH! I love the sound of my toilet in the evening.

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Steadfast · Post by **Steadfast** » January 23rd, 2005, 3:25 pm

Leatherneck wrote:

Steadfast · Post by **Steadfast** » January 23rd, 2005, 3:28 pm

Here is one for you Spartan:

Spartan wrote:Damn brohams, I get busy for a while and you guys got it all handled. I feel so...useless now....

Good Job!

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IroningBoy · Post by **IroningBoy** » January 23rd, 2005, 11:58 pm

Abell9 wrote: big bullet hits head, head will cease to operate.

its pretty recent but still good

Saltbitch · Post by **Saltbitch** » January 27th, 2005, 10:04 am

Creeping Death wrote:Yeah ... old fuck sock. He's the little chode nibbler I wanted to throat punch.

Love this one....

ANGRYCivilian · Post by **ANGRYCivilian** » January 27th, 2005, 12:03 pm

Silverback wrote:
Anonymous wrote:It's all fun and games until I am dancing naked in a pool of your blood

Anonymous wrote:It's all fun and games until I am wearing your skin as a poncho

That's some funny shit.

Vee · Post by **Vee** » January 27th, 2005, 3:56 pm

Some of my personal favorites

:

Aiyana wrote: I could feel myself becoming more aroused.

straightshooter wrote: It has been 30 seconds since my last nasty thought .

Kaley_B wrote:This is when I decided to climb on top and handle business.

lexlawgirl wrote: I leaned against him, letting my plump breasts rub against his shoulder.

....these are of course taken out of context for humor purposes....