Valentine's Day gift giving

Steadfast · Post by **Steadfast** » January 18th, 2005, 6:14 pm

What are you going to be buying your honey for Valentines Day. It is less than 30 days away. Don't forget that special woman in your life. Why not get her a nice present.

http://shopping.msn.com/softcontent/sof ... 1&GT1=6042

Earthpig · Post by **Earthpig** » January 18th, 2005, 7:01 pm

I'm getting my sweetie a set of these drag pipes:

RLTW
EP

Rock Island Ranger · January 18th, 2005, 7:27 pm

I hate these bullshit spend money to prove you love em days...they suck! Some marketing jerkbag comes up with a day where you "prove" your love by spending alot of money on shit that doesnt mean shit anyhow. Pisses me the fuck off. What the fucking fuck is wrong with this picture.
About 15 years ago I began my revolt against that shit and offered my wife a lil dab of Dr. Bell's Rootin Tootin Cooter Juice and you would have thought I had blasphemed the Bible....she went nukin futs. Took her about 3 weeks to get over that one.
Wish I could meet the cocksucker who came up with some of these horseshit days I can't remember anyfucking how...Id whip his ass so bad he's sepnd the next 4 fucking years sucking his nutrition through a straw.

Spartan · Post by **Spartan** » January 18th, 2005, 7:34 pm

I can't divulge my gift givin' (or lack thereof) diabolical plan, but another Ranger I am good friends with, once he heard about it kept asking me "How in the FUCK do you get away with THAT!?"

The secret, men, is to NEVER start.

repeat after me:

"I don't do holidays" and repeat it as your fucking mantra for the rest of your life. If you ever break down and have a moment of weakness - you are fucked. But if you can hold the party line, you'll forever be G2FuckingG.

Julieanne · Post by **Julieanne** » January 18th, 2005, 7:38 pm

Ok.. I agree whole heartedly.. this money spending crap is for the birds...

Let's flip the tables... what do y'all want?

What would be your perfect Valentines Day?

Earthpig · Post by **Earthpig** » January 18th, 2005, 7:40 pm

Julieanne wrote:Ok.. I agree whole heartedly.. this money spending crap is for the birds...

Let's flip the tables... what do y'all want?

What would be your perfect Valentines Day?

A thick, mesquite-grilled steak (medium rare) and 4 straight hours of steamy sex. I think my wife might go for the steak part......maybe.

RLTW
EP

Rock Island Ranger · January 18th, 2005, 7:42 pm

Julieanne wrote:Ok.. I agree whole heartedly.. this money spending crap is for the birds...

Let's flip the tables... what do y'all want?

What would be your perfect Valentines Day?

Julieanne...

darlin.....think about that for a minute. Let me give you a couple of hints.

We are men and what do men usually want?

OK! There you have it.

VAK · Post by **VAK** » January 18th, 2005, 7:45 pm

Jule's Dear, that really, really, was a no brainer....

But then, hopefully some Ranger will now be happy that you know what to give him from now on eh???

Be Well,
usaftacp

Spartan · Post by **Spartan** » January 18th, 2005, 7:48 pm

Uh, that's a tough one.

Steadfast · Post by **Steadfast** » January 18th, 2005, 7:51 pm

The origins of Valentine Day:

http://wilstar.com/holidays/valentn.htm

Be my Valentine Darling

Julieanne · Post by **Julieanne** » January 18th, 2005, 7:51 pm

Abell9 wrote:
Julieanne wrote:Ok.. I agree whole heartedly.. this money spending crap is for the birds...

Let's flip the tables... what do y'all want?

What would be your perfect Valentines Day?

Julieanne... darlin.....think about that for a minute. Let me give you a couple of hints.

We are men and what do men usually want?

OK! There you have it.

I wasn't necessarily asking for me...

I've been married for nearly 13 years b/c he's happy.

And look! Ranger EarthPig had a great idea... a nice steak.. very good. In my case, Wade, (not I), would have to do the grilling...

Rock Island Ranger · January 18th, 2005, 8:01 pm

[quote="Julieanne
I wasn't necessarily asking for me...

I've been married for nearly 13 years b/c he's happy.

And look! Ranger EarthPig had a great idea... a nice steak.. very good. In my case, Wade, (not I), would have to do the grilling...

[/quote]

NO, I understand you werent asking for you....I wasnt answering TO you.
As for you cooking the steak...after tasting your Sabo Biscuits, Im thinking any steak you cooked would make a starvin man run for cover.

Bugsy · Post by **Bugsy** » January 18th, 2005, 8:09 pm

Spartan wrote:I can't divulge my gift givin' (or lack thereof) diabolical plan, but another Ranger I am good friends with, once he heard about it kept asking me "How in the FUCK do you get away with THAT!?"

The secret, men, is to NEVER start.

repeat after me:

"I don't do holidays" and repeat it as your fucking mantra for the rest of your life. If you ever break down and have a moment of weakness - you are fucked. But if you can hold the party line, you'll forever be G2FuckingG.

Your one cheap fuckin bastard Spartan...............But I love that fuckin idea..... Too bad I'm too damn stupid to implement it (and fearful too)

.

I'm with the Pastor on this one, The asshole who came up with this stupid fuckin holiday where women are trained to "expect" something (mind you we work our asses off, make sure we have all the things "they" fuckin need etc etc) but if we don't get'em nothing on Valentines Day there's a "problem". But the fucker who invented this shit needs to feed through a fuckin tube a straw is too good for'em.

I'm gettin my ole' lady a fuckin crockpot

and some fuckin flowers and that's IT!