Who the FUCK is Paula Deen?
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Who the FUCK is Paula Deen?
Because this twat is in the news:
Xmas season 2005 maybe 2006. I'm in the PX at FT Lewis and there's this line that goes from the entrance to the building all the way around the interior perimeter of the PX and then stops at this table (that I didn't see until after the ""incident" ).
I'm (I belive rightfully) confused about why almost 250 people (not kidding) are standing in line when they should be shopping for last minute shite. I say "What the hell is going on?" Just outloud not really looking for an answer. When I get a tap on my elbow and I turn and look at this shorter "standard mom sized" woman with white hair and she says "They're waiting for Paula Dean to sign thier books." I'm well known for my tact when I'm tired and rushed and I say "Who the FUCK is Paula Dean?"
The lady looks at me in with her mouth hanging open and she says "I'm Paula Dean." Then I notice the cameras that are pointed at me and the looks of horror on the crews faces. This kind of put me on the defensive and I said "OK." shrugged my shoulders and looked at her. She recovered pretty well and says "You don't watch the food network do you?" I felt kinda bad and told her "No ma'am too busy and not really my interest." She tells me that I'm not really in her demographic. We shook hands and she walked over to her table and statted signing books.
Surreal as shit.
Tough
Xmas season 2005 maybe 2006. I'm in the PX at FT Lewis and there's this line that goes from the entrance to the building all the way around the interior perimeter of the PX and then stops at this table (that I didn't see until after the ""incident" ).
I'm (I belive rightfully) confused about why almost 250 people (not kidding) are standing in line when they should be shopping for last minute shite. I say "What the hell is going on?" Just outloud not really looking for an answer. When I get a tap on my elbow and I turn and look at this shorter "standard mom sized" woman with white hair and she says "They're waiting for Paula Dean to sign thier books." I'm well known for my tact when I'm tired and rushed and I say "Who the FUCK is Paula Dean?"
The lady looks at me in with her mouth hanging open and she says "I'm Paula Dean." Then I notice the cameras that are pointed at me and the looks of horror on the crews faces. This kind of put me on the defensive and I said "OK." shrugged my shoulders and looked at her. She recovered pretty well and says "You don't watch the food network do you?" I felt kinda bad and told her "No ma'am too busy and not really my interest." She tells me that I'm not really in her demographic. We shook hands and she walked over to her table and statted signing books.
Surreal as shit.
Tough
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Re: Who the FUCK is Paula Deen?
Tough, she's all over the news. My question is: "Why?'
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Re: Who the FUCK is Paula Deen?
Jim,Jim wrote:Tough, she's all over the news. My question is: "Why?'
Why? What? I'm confused, are you asking why I told the story or why I didn't know her?
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Re: Who the FUCK is Paula Deen?
Why is she all over the news?
I liked you story. Very appropriate.
I liked you story. Very appropriate.
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Re: Who the FUCK is Paula Deen?
Ah. She said a "Racially inappropriate word" that starts with N on camera and was tanked for it. Her career is over.Jim wrote:Why is she all over the news?
I liked you story. Very appropriate.
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Re: Who the FUCK is Paula Deen?
Actually, she didn't even say it on camera. She was in a deposition for a discrimination lawsuit that was filed against her. When asked if she had ever used the word "n|gg3r", and her response was something to the effect of "not in a long time".
Cue up media frenzy and cowardly media douche waffles....
She owns Lady & Sons in Savannah. Never been, but those I know have said the food is decent, but the lines are brutal. Supposedly if you mentioned being a Ranger, it got you some VIP love.
Cue up media frenzy and cowardly media douche waffles....
She owns Lady & Sons in Savannah. Never been, but those I know have said the food is decent, but the lines are brutal. Supposedly if you mentioned being a Ranger, it got you some VIP love.
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Re: Who the FUCK is Paula Deen?
I must have made an impressionRangerX wrote:Actually, she didn't even say it on camera. She was in a deposition for a discrimination lawsuit that was filed against her. When asked if she had ever used the word "n|gg3r", and her response was something to the effect of "not in a long time".
Cue up media frenzy and cowardly media douche waffles....
She owns Lady & Sons in Savannah. Never been, but those I know have said the food is decent, but the lines are brutal. Supposedly if you mentioned being a Ranger, it got you some VIP love.
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Re: Who the FUCK is Paula Deen?
Another self-important celebutard bites the dust.... BFD.
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Re: Who the FUCK is Paula Deen?
Concure!Silverback wrote:Another self-important celebutard bites the dust.... BFD.
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Re: Who the FUCK is Paula Deen?
She said it to the guy that pulled a gun on her while he was robbing the bank that she worked at in the 80s. The media has blown this way out of proportion. This is just another thing for them to focus the American people on in order to avoid talking about all of the failures of their dear leader.
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Re: Who the FUCK is Paula Deen?
The stupid thing about this whole ordeal is that every black person I know gives the PAula Deen debacle nothing more than a shoulder shrug.
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Re: Who the FUCK is Paula Deen?
X 1,000,000Rangerguru wrote: This is just another thing for them to focus the American people on in order to avoid talking about all of the failures of their dear leader.
Seriously, who gives a shit about what Paula Dean said. Oh yeah, the media. The people who like her will probably like her even more.
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Re: Who the FUCK is Paula Deen?
A conspiracy is afoot
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Re: Who the FUCK is Paula Deen?
My money is on the butter cartel & Anthony Bourdain.Silverback wrote:A conspiracy is afoot
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Re: Who the FUCK is Paula Deen?
I snorted biscuit gravy and marrow served on toast points out of my nose on that one.RangerX wrote:
My money is on the butter cartel & Anthony Bourdain.
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