JLO-type butt implants explode!

FireFinder · Post by **FireFinder** » July 30th, 2004, 10:15 am

Couldn't decide if this belonged in the Good Humor Zone or here.

A woman who yearned to have a bottom as luscious and rounded as the rear end of pop star Jennifer Lopez has found her dreams blasted to smithereens -- after her butt implants exploded!

Candy Jones- Davies, 22, vows to sue the hospital where surgeons allegedly pumped the implants so full of curve-creating air, they both blew sky-high -- right on the operating table.

http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/entne ... 40004.html

Kelly-Belly · Post by **Kelly-Belly** » July 30th, 2004, 10:20 am

OMG that was hilarious!!! I will never be able to understand why people do what they do, but this one ranks up there on the DUMB ASS list. People should just be happy with what they got.

Spartan · Post by **Spartan** » July 30th, 2004, 11:22 am

Great way to make an ass out of herself.

Bugsy · Post by **Bugsy** » July 30th, 2004, 11:32 am

WE LIVE IN THE BEST FRIGGIN COUNTRY IN THE WORLD!

YOU CAN GET YOUR ASS BLOWNUP TO SMITHEREENS AND ITS FUCKIN LEGAL!!!!

Stupid Biaaatch!

Vee · Post by **Vee** » July 30th, 2004, 7:16 pm

If you want a better body just work for it.

Lazy ass motherfuckers.

Parabellum · Post by **Parabellum** » July 31st, 2004, 6:55 am

I wonder if there was a lot of poop when her ass exploded.

1276N · Post by **1276N** » August 1st, 2004, 6:15 am

Imagine that exploding while you tagging it

CavTroop · Post by **CavTroop** » August 2nd, 2004, 10:09 am

What I thought was funny about the article is that it has Slick Willie's picture next to it!
A connection? You be the judge!!

CT Out

Parabellum · Post by **Parabellum** » August 2nd, 2004, 10:15 am

I bet the whole ordeal was a real pain in the ass.