Proof that Staff Sergeants are about the smartest!

[Ranger Ron]

One day the general was interviewing three soldiers, prospects for his headquarters staff.
The first was an aviator captain, and it was a great interview. At the end of the interview the general asked him, "Do you notice anything different about me?"
The young officer answered, "Why, yes, Sir, I couldn't help but notice that you have no ears."
The general got very angry at his lack of tact and threw him out.
The second interview was with a logistics Lieutenant, and he was even better. The general then asked him the same question, "Do you notice anything different about me?"
He replied sheepishly, "Well, Sir, you have no ears."
The general, now, really pissed, threw him out also.
The third interview was with a Staff Sergeant, an infantryman-Air Defender and Staff NCO. He was articulate, looked extremely sharp and seemed to know more than the two officers combined. The general wanted this guy, and went ahead with the same question, "Do you notice anything different about me?"
To his surprise the sergeant said, "Yes, Sir, you wear contact lenses."
The general was very impressed and thought, what an incredibly observant NCO, and he didn't mention my ears. "And how do you know that I wear contacts?" the General asked.
"Well, Sir," the SSG replied, "it's pretty hard to wear glasses with no fuckin' ears."

[al_2ndWolfhounds]

Good one.

[hobbit]

Good one.

X2

[merlyn]

There was this young and very aspiring business man, who wanted
to show himself to be worthy of his newly aquired administrative
position in his company. He was in need of a new admin assistant,
and wanted to impress his friends with his decision-making skills.
He decided to ask the three cadidates for the position the same
question....if I gave you $5,000.00, what would you do with it?
The first woman said that she would spend the money on him, so
that he would have a more polished and professional appearance.
The second woman said that if she were the new admin assistant,
she would spend the money on herself to look like the admin
assistant he would be proud of. The third woman said that she
would invest the money and double it. Then, she would give back
the $5,000.00 and keep the rest. Which woman did the man hire?
The one with the biggest tits....its a man thing.

[RANGER513]

One day the general was interviewing three soldiers, prospects for his headquarters staff.
The first was an aviator captain, and it was a great interview. At the end of the interview the general asked him, "Do you notice anything different about me?"
The young officer answered, "Why, yes, Sir, I couldn't help but notice that you have no ears."
The general got very angry at his lack of tact and threw him out.
The second interview was with a logistics Lieutenant, and he was even better. The general then asked him the same question, "Do you notice anything different about me?"
He replied sheepishly, "Well, Sir, you have no ears."
The general, now, really pissed, threw him out also.
The third interview was with a Staff Sergeant, an infantryman-Air Defender and Staff NCO. He was articulate, looked extremely sharp and seemed to know more than the two officers combined. The general wanted this guy, and went ahead with the same question, "Do you notice anything different about me?"
To his surprise the sergeant said, "Yes, Sir, you wear contact lenses."
The general was very impressed and thought, what an incredibly observant NCO, and he didn't mention my ears. "And how do you know that I wear contacts?" the General asked.
"Well, Sir," the SSG replied, "it's pretty hard to wear glasses with no fuckin' ears."

If it wasn't for us Sergeants, the Army would grind to a stop in about.......oh.....an hour or so.

[panthersix]

One day the general was interviewing three soldiers, prospects for his headquarters staff.
The first was an aviator captain, and it was a great interview. At the end of the interview the general asked him, "Do you notice anything different about me?"
The young officer answered, "Why, yes, Sir, I couldn't help but notice that you have no ears."
The general got very angry at his lack of tact and threw him out.
The second interview was with a logistics Lieutenant, and he was even better. The general then asked him the same question, "Do you notice anything different about me?"
He replied sheepishly, "Well, Sir, you have no ears."
The general, now, really pissed, threw him out also.
The third interview was with a Staff Sergeant, an infantryman-Air Defender and Staff NCO. He was articulate, looked extremely sharp and seemed to know more than the two officers combined. The general wanted this guy, and went ahead with the same question, "Do you notice anything different about me?"
To his surprise the sergeant said, "Yes, Sir, you wear contact lenses."
The general was very impressed and thought, what an incredibly observant NCO, and he didn't mention my ears. "And how do you know that I wear contacts?" the General asked.
"Well, Sir," the SSG replied, "it's pretty hard to wear glasses with no fuckin' ears."

If it wasn't for us Sergeants, the Army would grind to a stop in about.......oh.....an hour or so.

And conversely, if we didn't have any officers? We'd have not only won every battle in every war, we'd have won every war in about a year and we'd own a big chunk of Russia right now too!

[NC Ranger dad]

Maybe it's just me ... but ... THAT, THERE IS FUNNY !!!! ... ALL OF IT !!! (Had to find and install my glasses on my ears to type this ... ) :D