intro 4 this crazy whiteboy

[countryboy7]

names tyler. im gonna be a soldier in the US ARMY!!! im enlisting in a few weeks when i get home. i was appointted this site by an ex Ranger/SF... i thank him a million times over. this fukin site helps alot!!!!! i jus hope one day ill be able to retain the title US RANGER! its tough but what the fuk isnt now a days. i jus cant wait to be in the biggest brotherhood in the world and fight shoulder to shoulder with any one of you! i kno i sound like a cocky fucker but hey i wanna make shit happen!! say what you want but it dont mean im gonna fail my mission. only i can make my way through the military! nobody is gonna hold my hand!
hopefully ill meet up with alot of u in the army! HOOAH!

-Tyler M. Bxxx(civilan in the states...soldier at heart)

[Bugsy]

Try not to eat him alive boys, I sent him here.... ran into him on myspace. My advice young padwan is to settle down a bit, search the many threads here for the answers to your questions, make sure you sign a OPTION 40 Contract and nothing else if you want an opportunity to go to RIP. Welcome to ArmyRanger.com.

Good luck young man!

[Jim]

Well, Tyler, a man has only one opportunity to make a favorable initial impression. So far, you failed. If you truly want to earn a place in the 75th Ranger Regiment, you came to the right site. We take some pride in the number of fine young men who have passed through here on their life journey. On the other hand, we also take some pride in the fact that we are capable of writing a paragraph in the English language. Apparently, you aren't. The reason we do this is that in combat, you must be consise and accurate in your communications. The DEPs will be along to take you in hand. They will assist you in your journey and apply a little peer pressure. Take some time to read all the FAQs, as well as selected stickies and threads. Virtually all the questions you might have are found there. The search feature is your friend -- I'm not. While we will entertain new questions and provide accurate information, most of the time we find it is an issue that has been discussed previously. For your initial task, please conduct a self-administered PT test and post your results here not later than midnight, Sunday 23 August 2009. Your second task is to tell us what a "bolo" is. Never, never quit.

I provided a free edit of your name for Operational Security (OPSEC) purposes.

[Bravo57]

I have a headache in my eye from reading that.

[Ranger Bill]

Becasue of Ranger Bugsy, you have the opportunity to recover. Be sure to comply with Ranger Jim's and Ranger .'s instructions, and also read and heed the ROE PM I have sent you.

[Silverback]

Admin #2 Says...COOL YOUR JETS Young man!

[Earthpig]

He kind of posts like Bugsy! :D Try to use more bold type, young man.

RLTW
EP

[McD]

Countryboy WHOA!!!! Stop.... take a deep breath.

Don't ever dive into the water if you don't know how deep it is. You should have eased into this site, tried to stay under the radar.

You have just been given some excellent advice... we'll see if you use it. Cussing up a storm, dropping F bomb's and being "Cocky" doen't impress anyone. Do some searching and reading here.

Welcome.

[Rangertab1]

retain

Go figure out the differnce tween RETAIN and OBTAIN. You gotta do one before the other. Now settle down, love on your momma and learn from that love, and start runnin.

[Ranger Ron]

Well now, Nice start young man. Might want to try again following the instructions already given you. Oh, welcome to ArmyRanger.com.

[Slowpoke]

Where's the Kilted One when you REALLY need him??????

[Jim]

Well, he has three hours until he hits the suspense I assigned him.

[Rangertab1]

Well, he has three hours until he hits the suspense I assigned him.

I ordered him to go and do PT until he can score a 300.....then come back and make his first post in 12 months.

This young fella may turn out to be a CSM one of these days. We shall see. His post about Iran was funny, not far from the true, and bold.

[SLEDGE HAMMER]

I feel like someone blew a load of dumb all over my face after reading that intro.

[Ranger Bill]

The someone was you... But a decent recovery nontheless. Post again when you begin the process with a recruiter.