Farrah Fawcett got to heaven’s gates and God said he would grant her one wish. Farrah replied she wished all the children on earth to be safe.
God granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
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Re: Death
In honor of Michael Jackson's passing away, McDonald's is introducing the MJ Burger.......
50 year old meat between 10 year old buns.
50 year old meat between 10 year old buns.
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3/75 02-07
RS 10-03
Thats the beauty of alcohol: if you don't remember it, it didn't happen!
3/75 02-07
RS 10-03
Thats the beauty of alcohol: if you don't remember it, it didn't happen!
Re: Death
They decided to cremate Michael Jackson and turn all the plastic into Lego's so now the little boys can play with him. 
Rgrwest
RC 13-87
C Co, 1-504 PIR, 84-89
B Co, 5th RTB, 89-92
A, 1-501 (ABN), 93-95
C, 2-11 INF (IOBC), 95-98
HHC, 1-509 PIR, 98-02
USASMA, 02- Instructor
OIF I - Feb 03-Jul 03 (Attached OPS SGM)
USASMA, 04 - Student
HHC, 1-30 INF, 3-3 ID, 04-06 (OPS SGM)
OPSGRP, JRTC, 06-07 (TF SGM)
G3, SETAF (Vicenza, Italy) 07-09 (G3 SGM)
RC 13-87
C Co, 1-504 PIR, 84-89
B Co, 5th RTB, 89-92
A, 1-501 (ABN), 93-95
C, 2-11 INF (IOBC), 95-98
HHC, 1-509 PIR, 98-02
USASMA, 02- Instructor
OIF I - Feb 03-Jul 03 (Attached OPS SGM)
USASMA, 04 - Student
HHC, 1-30 INF, 3-3 ID, 04-06 (OPS SGM)
OPSGRP, JRTC, 06-07 (TF SGM)
G3, SETAF (Vicenza, Italy) 07-09 (G3 SGM)
Re: Death
I re-read this joke and laughed as hard as I did the first time. Just goes to show you how much I cared about ole Michael.SupplyRanger wrote:Farrah Fawcett got to heaven’s gates and God said he would grant her one wish. Farrah replied she wished all the children on earth to be safe.
God granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
1984 - 1985 5th Inf Div
1985 - 1986 75th Inf Ranger Regt
1986 - 1988 3/12 SFG (ABN)
The strength of the pack is the Wolf... and the strength of the Wolf is the pack...
1985 - 1986 75th Inf Ranger Regt
1986 - 1988 3/12 SFG (ABN)
The strength of the pack is the Wolf... and the strength of the Wolf is the pack...