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Three Wolf Moon Shirt

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Repeal the 16th, enforce the 10th.

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Re: Three Wolf Moon Shirt

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Short and Sweet:

1. My wife refers to it as my Man-gerie, (that is "man" and "lingerie" very cleverly combined for you slow folks) and refers to me as "El Lobo" when I have it on. (Insists that I wear it for you-know-what)

2. I look truly Bad*ss in it.

P.S. I have not worn it to walmart so I can not attest to the "aroused, asthmatic breathing" it is reported to cause, only for the non-asthmatic variety.

P.S (again!) I can also bear witness to the wearer's athletic prowess being enhanced. This explains the picture circulating the internet of Obama playing basketball while wearing said shirt. (It also enhances certain other things, no need for Enzyte anymore)
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Re: Three Wolf Moon Shirt

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I'm visualizing Joe Dirt. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Boudicca wrote:I'm visualizing Joe Dirt. :lol: :lol: :lol:

That's Joe Dirt'e :wink:
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Bravo57 wrote:
Boudicca wrote:I'm visualizing Joe Dirt. :lol: :lol: :lol:

That's Joe Dirt'e :wink:

Don't try and church it up son.
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Repeal the 16th, enforce the 10th.

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"I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I'm pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I'll kill you all." Gen. James Mattis

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I just wasted an hour at work. Now I will go home and waste more time. Thank you RangerX for making my day!
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Re: Three Wolf Moon Shirt

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Agreed, those were some well written reviews. I just wish I had the time to go through all 1100+ of them. :lol:
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My favorite review

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. :lol:
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Re: Three Wolf Moon Shirt

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I thought that nothing could be more chock full o' awesomeness than the Three Wolf Moon t-shirt, but I was wrong.

Ladies & gentlemen.....





















I present to you.....




















The Hippopoticorn!!!

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Repeal the 16th, enforce the 10th.

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