I called the suicide hotline last night....
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I called the suicide hotline last night....
Got a call centre in Pakistan .
I told them I was suicidal.
They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck
I told them I was suicidal.
They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck
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RS 9-76
Former mentor to RANGER XCrunner.
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Ranger K.Ingraham - you must have gotten their Al Qeida hub.
Reminds me of the haji grandfathers exchanging pictures of their grandkids... with the comment that "They blow up so quickly."
Reminds me of the haji grandfathers exchanging pictures of their grandkids... with the comment that "They blow up so quickly."
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The ultimate effect of shielding men from the effects of folly, is to fill the world with fools.
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Re: I called the suicide hotline last night....
K.Ingraham wrote:Got a call centre in Pakistan .
I told them I was suicidal.
They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck
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Subtle Warnings from the Middle East
This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan, Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that if military action against Iraq/Afghanistan continues, Taliban authorities will cut off America's supply of convenience store managers and candidates for President of the United States.
And if this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell and AOL customer service reps., and then Motel 6 managers.
It's getting ugly
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Advisor, VN 66-68 69-70
42d Vn Ranger Battalion 1969-1970
Trainer, El Salvador 86-87
Advisor, Saudi Arabian National Guard 91, 93-94
75th RRA Life Member #867
Re: I called the suicide hotline last night....
K.Ingraham wrote:Got a call centre in Pakistan .
I told them I was suicidal.
They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck
I forwarded your announcement to your local V.A. & no doubt they gonna up you to 50%.
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Jim wrote:
Subtle Warnings from the Middle East
This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan, Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that if military action against Iraq/Afghanistan continues, Taliban authorities will cut off America's supply of convenience store managers and candidates for President of the United States.
And if this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell and AOL customer service reps., and then Motel 6 managers.
It's getting ugly
You can say that again, Ranger Jim! Do you know how miserable the NYC subways are in the Summer? A girl can't get by without cab drivers :(
And I guess I'll die explainin' how the things that they complain about are things they could be changin' hopin' someone's gonna care ~ Kris Kristofferson
I am not a Warrior.
The fight is not my job.
My job is to support the Warrior,
at all times and in all ways,
and - with every free breath I draw -
to be thankful for him.
I am not a Warrior.
The fight is not my job.
My job is to support the Warrior,
at all times and in all ways,
and - with every free breath I draw -
to be thankful for him.
I want to be there when the first cabbie tells you: "Woman, cover yourself!"SouthernBlonde wrote:Jim wrote:
Subtle Warnings from the Middle East
This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan, Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that if military action against Iraq/Afghanistan continues, Taliban authorities will cut off America's supply of convenience store managers and candidates for President of the United States.
And if this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell and AOL customer service reps., and then Motel 6 managers.
It's getting ugly
You can say that again, Ranger Jim! Do you know how miserable the NYC subways are in the Summer? A girl can't get by without cab drivers :(
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Advisor, VN 66-68 69-70
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Trainer, El Salvador 86-87
Advisor, Saudi Arabian National Guard 91, 93-94
75th RRA Life Member #867
Advisor, VN 66-68 69-70
42d Vn Ranger Battalion 1969-1970
Trainer, El Salvador 86-87
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Well you know, Ranger Jim, modesty never has been a strong suit of mine - so that time might be coming
And I guess I'll die explainin' how the things that they complain about are things they could be changin' hopin' someone's gonna care ~ Kris Kristofferson
I am not a Warrior.
The fight is not my job.
My job is to support the Warrior,
at all times and in all ways,
and - with every free breath I draw -
to be thankful for him.
I am not a Warrior.
The fight is not my job.
My job is to support the Warrior,
at all times and in all ways,
and - with every free breath I draw -
to be thankful for him.
pixplzthx.SouthernBlonde wrote:
Well you know, Ranger Jim, modesty never has been a strong suit of mine - so that time might be coming
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Repeal the 16th, enforce the 10th.
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Seeking proof huh...RangerX wrote:pixplzthx.SouthernBlonde wrote:
Well you know, Ranger Jim, modesty never has been a strong suit of mine - so that time might be coming
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Proof, affirmation, whatever. Me likey girly pix!!Black 6 wrote:Seeking proof huh...RangerX wrote:pixplzthx.SouthernBlonde wrote:
Well you know, Ranger Jim, modesty never has been a strong suit of mine - so that time might be coming
C Co 3/75 88-90 (Just Cause)
124 MI(LRSD) 90-91 (Desert Storm)
Repeal the 16th, enforce the 10th.
ΜΩΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
"I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I'm pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I'll kill you all." Gen. James Mattis
Panem Et Circenses
My safe space
124 MI(LRSD) 90-91 (Desert Storm)
Repeal the 16th, enforce the 10th.
ΜΩΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
"I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I'm pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I'll kill you all." Gen. James Mattis
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RangerX wrote: pixplzthx.
Oh, wait... is that not what you meant, Ranger RangerX? :?
And I guess I'll die explainin' how the things that they complain about are things they could be changin' hopin' someone's gonna care ~ Kris Kristofferson
I am not a Warrior.
The fight is not my job.
My job is to support the Warrior,
at all times and in all ways,
and - with every free breath I draw -
to be thankful for him.
I am not a Warrior.
The fight is not my job.
My job is to support the Warrior,
at all times and in all ways,
and - with every free breath I draw -
to be thankful for him.
That not girly pix.SouthernBlonde wrote:RangerX wrote: pixplzthx.
Oh, wait... is that not what you meant, Ranger RangerX? :?
If you could just animate that to where the door opens up into his skull, it would be enough.
:D
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124 MI(LRSD) 90-91 (Desert Storm)
Repeal the 16th, enforce the 10th.
ΜΩΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
"I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I'm pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I'll kill you all." Gen. James Mattis
Panem Et Circenses
My safe space
124 MI(LRSD) 90-91 (Desert Storm)
Repeal the 16th, enforce the 10th.
ΜΩΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
"I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I'm pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I'll kill you all." Gen. James Mattis
Panem Et Circenses
My safe space