It's good to be a man.

Looon · Post by **Looon** » May 23rd, 2004, 11:18 am

What do you expect from such simple creatures!?

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be president.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

You can wear NO T-shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress -- $5000; tux rental -- $100.

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood, ALL the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You almost never have strap problems in public

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original color.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.

Your belly usually hides your big hips.

One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in

45 minutes.

NO WONDER MEN ARE HAPPIER

Parabellum · Post by **Parabellum** » May 23rd, 2004, 11:51 am

That is some good shit brother.

Looon · Post by **Looon** » May 23rd, 2004, 12:02 pm

Spartan wrote:Yet a couple times of not having the right shit with them come mission time and they'd scrap the whole thing.

:? I think you got your posts confused.

Spartan · Post by **Spartan** » May 23rd, 2004, 12:04 pm

Ranger Luna wrote: :? I think you got your posts confused.

Strange - That was meant for another thread.

Parabellum · Post by **Parabellum** » May 23rd, 2004, 12:07 pm

aaaaaaaahhhhhh! Bobo likes posting on threads.

BadMuther · Post by **BadMuther** » May 23rd, 2004, 12:51 pm

Luna, are you just discovering the joys of being a man after the operation?

Looon · Post by **Looon** » May 23rd, 2004, 1:08 pm

BadMuther wrote:Luna, are you just discovering the joys of being a man after the operation?

FUCK YOU

Bell · Post by **Bell** » May 23rd, 2004, 5:41 pm

Aaaahhhhh, the aroma! Just came in from digging up a truck load of prickly pear cactus and dumping it in the middle of the field in preparation for burning later. I'll take a shower in a minute. Got some water and a beer out of the fridge. Chugged the water. Burped. Drank 5 swallows of beer. Burped. Farted.

I feel good! T-shirt is still dripping sweat. The beer is delicious. The second one is better. Being a guy rocks.

RLTW
Bell