Ranger FO wrote:People were in their pews talking at church. Suddenly, Satan appreared
>at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for
>the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get
>away from evil incarnate. Soon everyone had exited the church except
>for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving,
>seeming oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his
>presence. So Satan walked up to the old man and said. "Don't you know
>who I am?"
>The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
>"Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked.
>"Nope, sure ain't." said the man.
>"Don't you realize I can kill you with a word?" asked Satan.
>"Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone.
>"Did you know that I could cause you profound horrifying, AGONY for all
>eternity?" persisted Satan.
>"Yep," was the calm reply.
>"And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan.
>"Nope," said the old man.
>More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you afraid
>of me?"
>The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for 48 years."
Your words are so true Ranger FO. Some In-Laws can seem worse than hell itself. Take the old man's mother-in-law for example!
Good story brother!
