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I saw two today that made me laugh:


American by birth TEXAN by grace of God


A Moderate Islamic is an Extremist low on ammunition
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Cat wrote:American by birth TEXAN by grace of God.
Great bumper sticker. :P

I always liked "Gun control means hitting your target." :lol:

Yesterday I saw, "I poke badgers with a spoon." :? :lol:
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My buddy here and I were just arguing over gun control and he said something that I thought would be a good bumper sticker.


The road to hell is paved by liberals.


My personal fav for bumper stickers is:

Jesus loves you but the rest of us think you're an asshole.
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Re: Bumper Stickers

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Cat wrote:I saw two today that made me laugh:


American by birth TEXAN by grace of God

A Moderate Islamic is an Extremist low on ammunition[/quote
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I dont find any "HUMOR" in that comment about Texans cause that is a fucking absolute, concrete, biblical fact!
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On my truck for Californian liberals who happen through town:

"Dirtbiking is not a crime"
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TO GET ON YOUR FEET

YOU'VE GOT TO GET OFF YOUR ASS
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IDIOT BY BIRTH, DUMBASS BY THE GRACE OF GOD :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Image

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I printed these out and made bumper stickers for a couple of my friends. :twisted:

One of them found the stickers both times, but the other guy didn't find his until a few days later. :lol: He said he got some wierd ass looks going down the highway. :lol:
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On a complete junker truck:

"Honk if anything falls off"!!!
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Spartan wrote:TO GET ON YOUR FEET

YOU'VE GOT TO GET OFF YOUR ASS
I took this one a little personal for a sec. :x :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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You can have my gun when you pry it from my paranoid, mentally disturbed, physically-abusive, cold, dead hand.


Don't blame me -- I voted with the majority.

Kill Babies,Save Whales, Raise Taxes, vote Democratic

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Post by LowCrawler »

our Marines will like thissun

"The Marines is a dept. of the Navy....the MEN's department!"
edited to add

taliban bumper sticker

if you can read this.....i havent gouged your infidel eyes out yet
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