The Avon Lady

RangerJim · Post by **RangerJim** » December 7th, 2006, 7:35 am

An Avon lady was alone in an elevator when suddenly she had to fart.

She promptly reached into her bag and sprayed the air with an Avon Pine Scented deodorizer.

Two floors later, a gentleman got on the elevator. He began to sniff, and
the Avon lady asked, "Do you smell something?"

"Well, yes I do," he replied.

'What does it smell like" she asked?

The bemused gentleman answered, "I'm not sure, but it kind of smells
like someone crapped under a Christmas tree".

Chiron · Post by **Chiron** » December 7th, 2006, 8:40 am

crapped under a Christmas tree

Steadfast · Post by **Steadfast** » December 7th, 2006, 2:19 pm

Thats hilarious

Ranger Ron · Post by **Ranger Ron** » December 7th, 2006, 2:43 pm

Now I don't care what religion you are that's funny!!!!