Difference between Military friends and other friends

[Speedracer]

OTHER FRIENDS vs. MILITARY FRIENDS


OTHER FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

OTHER FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad.

OTHER FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was
wrong.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we
fucked
up...but that shit was fun!"


OTHER FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Cry with you.

OTHER FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.

OTHER FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

OTHER FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is
doing.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.


OTHER FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

OTHER FRIENDS: Are for a while.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Are for life

OTHER FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had
enough.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and
say,
"You better drink the rest of that, you pussy!!"

OTHER FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about
you.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!!


OTHER FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

MILITARY FRIENDS: Will resend it.




prob been posted before .....aaah its still good the next time around

[Slowpoke]

That's some true shit right there!

[Julieanne]

So true....

[Cat]

Will resend :D

[Get-Her-Done Ranger]

I second that Brother :D :D :D :D!!!!

[SkyShark]

Other Friends: Will help you move.


Military Friends: Will help you move a body.

[Chiron]

Good post!

[RRDTm3]

MILITARY FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.

MILITARY FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

MILITARY FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and
say, "You better drink the rest of that, you pussy!!"

MILITARY FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!!

Guilty, Guilty, Guilty and Guilty!