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Assholes and Orgasms

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A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions" to
his first year medical students.

Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor
decided to lighten the mood slightly.

He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said,
"Do you know what your ass hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?"

She replied, "Probably deer hunting with his buddies."
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Post by Oto-Man »

I can't believe this went 2 weeks without even a :lol: .

That is just fuckin'funny!! :P :P :P
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Post by gward99 »

That shit is hilarious....
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Post by 3/75mom »

Fucking hysterical! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by RTO »

3/75mom wrote:Fucking hysterical! :lol: :lol: :lol:
BTDT? :shock: :wink: :lol:
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Post by cams »

It's an old joke here, no sweat, it's still good. :wink:
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Post by 289sotherhalf »

:lol: :lol:
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Post by archangel »

I was starting to think I was a pervert with a bad sense of humor.













now I know I'm just a pervert :D
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Post by Paladin »

archangel wrote:I was starting to think I was a pervert with a bad sense of humor.[/q












now I know I'm just a pervert :D



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