Not since 1955

[Rico]

A crusty old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event, hosted by a
local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young,
Idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant
Major for conversation. She said, "Excuse me, Sergeant
Major, but you seem to be a very serious Man. Is something bothering
you?" "Negative, ma'am," the Sergeant Major said, "Just serious by
nature."

"The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks
Like you have seen a lot of action." The Sergeant Major's short reply
was, "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action." The young lady, tiring of trying to
start up a conversation, said, "You Know, you should
lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."

The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally the
young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way,
but when is the last time you had sex?" The Sergeant Major looked at her
and replied, "1955."

She said, "Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit
taking everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955! She took
his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax"
him several times.

Afterwards, and panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest
and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!"

The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact
voice, "I hope not, it's only 2130 now."

I LOVE THAT MILITARY TIME!!!!

[EvilCouch]

Hahahah!

That's good shit!

[RBL_M1A2Tanker]

That's awesome!

[Fishboy]

Nice!

[cams]

Crusty old Sergeant Major 'Puck' found himself at a gala event, hosted by a
local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young,
Idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant
Major for conversation. She said, "Excuse me, Sergeant
Major, but you seem to be a very serious Man. Is something bothering
you?" "Negative, ma'am," the Sergeant Major said, "Just serious by
nature."

"The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks
Like you have seen a lot of action." The Sergeant Major's short reply
was, "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action." The young lady, tiring of trying to
start up a conversation, said, "You Know, you should
lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."

The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally the
young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way,
but when is the last time you had sex?" The Sergeant Major looked at her
and replied, "1955."

She said, "Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit
taking everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955! She took
his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax"
him several times.

Afterwards, and panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest
and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!"

The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact
voice, "I hope not, it's only 2130 now."

I LOVE THAT MILITARY TIME!!!!

Nice!!!! Fucking hilarious!! I know Sarnt Major, I'm already putting my feet up! lol!!!

[Breeze Sack]

That's funny shit j !!!