You can be a Ranger for $ 1.95

IntelToad · Post by **IntelToad** » July 12th, 2006, 2:46 pm

http://images.search.yahoo.com/search/i ... 1&ei=UTF-8

SkyShark · Post by **SkyShark** » July 12th, 2006, 3:39 pm

AbnRgr289 · Post by **AbnRgr289** » July 12th, 2006, 3:51 pm

The bad thing about it is, there are people in this world that will believe that shit.

Then when some fuckstain makes the mistake of letting a real Ranger see it, thats his ass! :D

jsmurphy · Post by **jsmurphy** » July 12th, 2006, 3:53 pm

"As a graduate he proudly embodies the Ranger traditions of bravery and endurance. Information concerning his training and military expertise may only be released with the prior permission of his commanding officer".

Oi... "poser" insurance.

RTO · Post by **RTO** » July 12th, 2006, 6:54 pm

It also states........ Information concerning his training and military expertise may only be released with the prior permission of his commanding officer..

SkyShark · Post by **SkyShark** » July 12th, 2006, 6:55 pm

Is there an echo in here?

wellfed · Post by **wellfed** » July 12th, 2006, 7:02 pm

All I want to know, what's a surety officer?

wellfed · Post by **wellfed** » July 12th, 2006, 7:04 pm

wellfed wrote:All I want to know, what's a surety agent?

I meant Agent not officer.......oh never mind!

wellfed · Post by **wellfed** » July 12th, 2006, 7:04 pm

wellfed wrote:All I want to know, what's a surety agent?

I meant Agent not officer.......oh never mind!

Roach66 · Post by **Roach66** » July 12th, 2006, 7:12 pm

It's less of an ID than it is a ticket for greatly improving the chance of getting arrested, hospitalized, or publicly humiliated.

All the $1.95 buys is laminated proof of being a complete idiot.

"Get the shit kicked out of you, or arrested, probably both!...Only $1.95!"

IntelToad · Post by **IntelToad** » July 12th, 2006, 8:31 pm

Fuck it. I'm buying the "Archaeologist" Card.

I know I could get some serious cooter with that. :D

IntelToad · Post by **IntelToad** » July 12th, 2006, 8:59 pm

...and I've realized this is entirely in the wrong forum....

Pushing...ONE...two....uggghhhh.

Too many operating agreements and financial statements today.

Must drink.

KW Driver · Post by **KW Driver** » July 12th, 2006, 11:55 pm

shit, I can get a tab for $1 at the sew shop...

AbnRgr289 · Post by **AbnRgr289** » July 13th, 2006, 7:19 am

KW Driver wrote:shit, I can get a tab for $1 at the sew shop...

But if your on a "Super Secret Scary Guy" mission you would be in civies, so you would need the ID card anyway to prove who you are.

So it's a well spent $1.95!

rgrpuck · Post by **rgrpuck** » July 13th, 2006, 7:20 am

I'm gettin one .....