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A medical school professor was giving a lecture on involuntary muscular contractions.

Realizing this was not the most riveting subject, he decided to lighten the mood a bit.

Pointing to a woman in the first row he said, "What do you think your asshole is doing when you have an orgasm?"

Without blinking an eye she replied, "Golfing with his buddies."
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Nice one cams ........
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Hooah Sarnt Major.
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Post by SouthernBlonde »

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Good one, Ranger cams.
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Post by Breeze Sack »

That's where I'd be!
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Post by Fishboy »

nice!!

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Post by RTO »

Another good one for Cams! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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