NO SEX SINCE 1955

[K.Ingraham]

A crusty old Sergeant Major found himself
at a gala event, hosted by a local liberal
arts college. There was no shortage of
extremely young, idealistic ladies in
attendance, one of whom approached the
Sergeant Major for conversation.

She said, "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man.
Is something bothering you?"

"Negative, ma'am," the Sergeant Major
said, "Just serious by nature."

The young lady looked at his awards and
decorations and said, "It looks like you
have seen a lot of action."

The Sergeant Major's short reply was,
"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."

The young lady, tiring of trying to start up
a conversation, said, "You know, you
should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy
yourself."

The Sergeant Major just stared at her in
his serious manner.

Finally the young lady said, "You know, I
hope you don't take this the wrong way,
but when is the last time you had sex?"

The Sergeant Major looked at her and
replied, "1955."

She said, "Well, there you are. You really
need to chill out and quit taking everything
so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955! Isn't that a little extreme?"

The Sergeant Major, glancing at his
watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice, "You think so? It's only 2130
now."

[RTO]

[Vee]

Well one thing is for certain.....although 'crusty" and 'old' describe them both well, that whole 'just had sex 25 minutes ago" thing tells us the joke isn't about Puck or the Pastor.

[289sotherhalf]

[Petala]