The Devil

[ManchuLeg]

People were in their pews talking at church. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from the evil incarnate. Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.

So Satan walked up to the old man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"
The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
Satan asked "Aren't you afraid of me?"
The man said, "Nope, sure ain't."
Satan asked, "Don't you realize I can kill with a word?"
In an even tone, the old man replied, "Don't doubt it for a minute"
Satan persisted, "Did you know that I could cause you profound horrifying, AGONY for all eternity?"
The old man calmly replied, "Yep"
Satan asked, "And you're still not afraid?"
The old man said, "Nope"
More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you afraid of me?"
The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for 44 years."

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