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Chiron
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Indian Names

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A little Indian boy asked his father, the big chief and witch doctor of
the tribe, "Papa, why is it that we always have long names, while the white men have shorter names - Bill, Tex or Sam, for example?"

His father replied, "Look, son, our names represent a symbol, a sign,
or a poem for our culture not like the white men, who live all together and
repeat their names from generation to generation. Also, it is part of
our makeup that in spite of everything, we survive.

For example, your sister's name is Small Romantic Moon Over The Lake,
because on the night she was born, there was a beautiful moon reflected
in the lake.

Then there's your brother, Big White Horse of the Prairies, because he
was born on a day that the big white horse who gallops over the prairies of the world appeared near our camp and is a symbol of our capacity to live and the life force of our people.

It's very simple and easy to understand.

Do you have any other questions, Little Broken Condom Made in China?"
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indian names

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Post by AbnRgr289 »

A little Indian boy asked his father one day.

Little Indian Boy: Father where do we get our names from?

Father: It is a tradition that when a child is born, and the father walk's out of the Teepee, and he names the child after the first thing he see's.

Little Indian Boy: Really father?

Father: Yes it is true, "Two Horses Fucking!". :D
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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