be refered to as:
A) lovemaking
B) Screwing
C) Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town
2. You should make love to a woman for the first time
only after you've both shared:
A) Your views about what you both expect from a sexual relationship
B) Your blood-test results
C) Five tequila slammers
3. You time your orgasm so that:
A) Your partner climaxes first
B) You both climax simultaneously
C) You don't miss ESPN Sports Center
4. Passionate , spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
A) Healthy, creative love-play
B) Not the sort of thing your wife would agree with
C) Not the sort of thing your wife ever needs to find out about
5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is:
A) The best part of the experience
B) The 2nd best part of the experience
C) $100.00 extra
6. Your wife/girlfriend says she's gained 5 pounds in the last month. You tell her that it is:
A) of no influence on your affectionate feelings for her
B) Not a problem, she can join your Gym
C) A conservative estimate
7. You think that today's sensitive, caring man is:
A) A myth
B) An oxymoron
C) a moron
8. Foreplay is to sex as:
A) An appetizer is to an entree
B) Primer is to paint
C) A long line is to an amusement park ride
9. Which of the following are you most likely to say at the end of a relationship?
A) I hope we still can be friends
B) I'm not in right now, please leave a message at the beep
C) Welcome to Dumpsville. Population, YOU!
10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
A) Probably needs a little more time before she can deal with that sort of thing
B) Is uptight and a waste of time
C) Shouldn't have sat next to you on the Bus in the first place
Evaluating Results:
If you answered "A" more than seven times, check your pants to make sure you really ARE a man.
If you answered "B" more than seven times, check into therapy. You're a little confused.
If you answered "C" more than seven times, it's probably because you are a RANGER.
YOU DA MAN
