ching lan quang tu fao!!

Earthpig · Post by **Earthpig** » December 13th, 2003, 7:33 pm

I am the last of the true ninjas....and I am here to take this Forum by force! (My lips aren't moving with the words) Prepare to meet your maker! Swish!whoooosh!

RLTW
EP

Earthpig · Post by **Earthpig** » December 13th, 2003, 8:06 pm

Oh Master of Fu, I have already done six complete katas right under your nose. They were so swift, you didn't even see them. SWISH!WHOOSH!SWASH!! The ninjas are masters of stealth...you will be no match for me!

RLTW
EP

Earthpig · Post by **Earthpig** » December 13th, 2003, 8:25 pm

Here I am! Your reflexes are slow! SWOOSH!

RLTW
EP

Spartan · Post by **Spartan** » December 13th, 2003, 8:27 pm

Damn EP - you'll never kill him with a slow connection like that.

Earthpig · Post by **Earthpig** » December 13th, 2003, 8:31 pm

Spartan wrote:Damn EP - you'll never kill him with a slow connection like that.

Ah, Renohopper, that is a good observation. HOWEVER, all I have to do is speed up the film to make my punches lightning fast! That's what they do in Hahrrywood.

RLTW
EP

Spartan · Post by **Spartan** » December 15th, 2003, 3:53 pm

Heheh.

Ranger2 · Post by **Ranger2** » December 15th, 2003, 5:33 pm

You guys are fucking nuts. Of course I wouldn't have expected anything less from Rangers.

Ranger2

SkyShark · Post by **SkyShark** » December 15th, 2003, 6:34 pm

Just like a true Martial Arts film. Not once did I see your lips move when you talked.

Earthpig · Post by **Earthpig** » December 15th, 2003, 8:57 pm

Ranger FO wrote:EP, I found one for you. Its Iron Crotch Kung Fu. This is what you need to do:

1. Find a large heavy rock
2. Place rock on a near by wall
3. Tie a leather thong (rope) securely around the rock
4. Tie the other end of the rope around your scrotum
5. Assume a horse riding stance and walk backwards pulling the rock off the wall and let swing.

and last but not least,

6. Take 4 motrin and call me in the morning!

Rock...too...big.....no fall.
Scrotum....stretch.....stretch.....snap!....splatter on wall.
Ninja very sore. No Fight Today.

Spartan -
Can I keep the homepage? I LOVE it!

Weedirt-
Blow me.

RLTW
EP

Spartan · Post by **Spartan** » December 15th, 2003, 9:05 pm

EarthPig wrote:Can I keep the homepage? I LOVE it!

Weedirt-
Blow me.

Hey, it's your profile not mine, but I would recommend including this in your sigfile as the Blue Ranger kicks ass over the rest of them:

I always thought Ultra Man kicked ass over the Power Rangers anyway.

Saltbitch · Post by **Saltbitch** » December 16th, 2003, 1:54 am

Apparently, his location is 'right behind you'...and his occupation IS you. WTF is going on around here?

wierdart, that's funny...NOW PUSH!!!

DAMN, I just passed up Jody!!! I suppose all of these cocky/cockless new Depshits helped me fill my quota. '...with a little help from my friends...'

Saltbitch · Post by **Saltbitch** » December 16th, 2003, 1:04 pm