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Finding a bottle for a tear in this mother is rough... it's either a spitter or full of jack and coke! I will do my best though lol. Hopefully I will ditch my egg status soon and be at home here, I appreciate the welcome yet again!
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Welcome to the site Chuck.
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But, I'm funny how? Funny like a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you?
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deleon275 wrote:When Chuck Norris does push-ups he pushes the Earth down.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

Welcome, oh great one!
keep them coming! :lol:

Welcome to the site Chuck
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Welcome youngster.
I never wore a cape, but I still have my dog tags.

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Welcome. Chuck who? Oh yeah that's the block of instruction SB gave me.

What's up Chuck?
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Post by deleon275 »

If Chuck Norris were a flower, it wouldn't fucking matter what kind, he would still get more action than you.

Chuck Norris hit puberty during the second trimester.

The verb "to chuck" (as in throw) came about when Chuck Norris threw a man as hard as he could into a brick wall a mile away. Chuck Norris then laughed and yelled "You've been Chucked."

If there is a will, there is a way Chuck Norris can kill you.

Calista Flockhart weighed 367 pounds until she tasted Chuck Norris' semen. In the 16 years since that incident, she has refused to eat, saying that all food is disgusting in comparison.

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
"When you look at this final agreement that we came to with the White House, I got 98 percent of what I wanted. I’m pretty happy." John Boehner

''If we took away the minimum wage — if conceivably it was gone — we could potentially virtually wipe out unemployment completely because we would be able to offer jobs at whatever level.''
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Welcome, Ranger!
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Always remember: BROS BEFORE HOES.
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This opened a can of worms :lol:

Welcome Brother!
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Helen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.
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This mighty soldier on the eve of the war he waged
Told his troops of lessons learned from battles fought.
"May your heart grow bolder like an iron-clad brigade"
Said this leader to his outnumbered lot.

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Welcome Ranger.

Chuck Norris doesn't need to be air dropped, he straps on an open chute and blows into it until he's over the DZ.
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Post by Fishboy »

Chuck Norris once ate four turtles whole,
when he shit them out, they were six feet tall and new karate.
"the teenage mutant ninja turtles"
WHEN IN DOUBT, SHOOT IT OUT!
Never let your fears stand in the way of your dreams.

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Welcome Ranger...
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Post by Ndog275 »

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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This mighty soldier on the eve of the war he waged
Told his troops of lessons learned from battles fought.
"May your heart grow bolder like an iron-clad brigade"
Said this leader to his outnumbered lot.

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Hi, Chuckie!
WE NEED MORE RANGERS!

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