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fireranger
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keep them coming!deleon275 wrote:When Chuck Norris does push-ups he pushes the Earth down.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
Welcome, oh great one!
Welcome to the site Chuck
WHEN IN DOUBT, SHOOT IT OUT!
Never let your fears stand in the way of your dreams.
RS 4-92
Never let your fears stand in the way of your dreams.
RS 4-92
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Welcome. Chuck who? Oh yeah that's the block of instruction SB gave me.
What's up Chuck?
What's up Chuck?
RS Class 5-82
French Commando 11-83
LRSLC Class 5-87
U.S. Army 1980-1984 and 1987-1990
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“Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.”
George S. Patton
French Commando 11-83
LRSLC Class 5-87
U.S. Army 1980-1984 and 1987-1990
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“Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.”
George S. Patton
If Chuck Norris were a flower, it wouldn't fucking matter what kind, he would still get more action than you.
Chuck Norris hit puberty during the second trimester.
The verb "to chuck" (as in throw) came about when Chuck Norris threw a man as hard as he could into a brick wall a mile away. Chuck Norris then laughed and yelled "You've been Chucked."
If there is a will, there is a way Chuck Norris can kill you.
Calista Flockhart weighed 367 pounds until she tasted Chuck Norris' semen. In the 16 years since that incident, she has refused to eat, saying that all food is disgusting in comparison.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
Chuck Norris hit puberty during the second trimester.
The verb "to chuck" (as in throw) came about when Chuck Norris threw a man as hard as he could into a brick wall a mile away. Chuck Norris then laughed and yelled "You've been Chucked."
If there is a will, there is a way Chuck Norris can kill you.
Calista Flockhart weighed 367 pounds until she tasted Chuck Norris' semen. In the 16 years since that incident, she has refused to eat, saying that all food is disgusting in comparison.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
"When you look at this final agreement that we came to with the White House, I got 98 percent of what I wanted. I’m pretty happy." John Boehner
''If we took away the minimum wage — if conceivably it was gone — we could potentially virtually wipe out unemployment completely because we would be able to offer jobs at whatever level.''
''If we took away the minimum wage — if conceivably it was gone — we could potentially virtually wipe out unemployment completely because we would be able to offer jobs at whatever level.''
Helen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.
A 1/75 93-97
B&HHC 2/75 97-99
RS 3,4&5-95
This mighty soldier on the eve of the war he waged
Told his troops of lessons learned from battles fought.
"May your heart grow bolder like an iron-clad brigade"
Said this leader to his outnumbered lot.
www.75thrra.com
www.tacticaltailor.com
B&HHC 2/75 97-99
RS 3,4&5-95
This mighty soldier on the eve of the war he waged
Told his troops of lessons learned from battles fought.
"May your heart grow bolder like an iron-clad brigade"
Said this leader to his outnumbered lot.
www.75thrra.com
www.tacticaltailor.com
Welcome Ranger.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to be air dropped, he straps on an open chute and blows into it until he's over the DZ.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to be air dropped, he straps on an open chute and blows into it until he's over the DZ.
2/75 HHC C/E 89-92
Rio Hato/AO Diaz CCT/Commo
"It is a heavy thing, to see a Father so strong in life, unable to rise."
"A great civilization is not conquered from without
until it has destroyed itself from within." -W. Durant
Rio Hato/AO Diaz CCT/Commo
"It is a heavy thing, to see a Father so strong in life, unable to rise."
"A great civilization is not conquered from without
until it has destroyed itself from within." -W. Durant
Welcome Ranger...
HHC 2/502 Recondo 66 -67 RVN
1FFV Echo LRP 20th INF (ABN) 67 - 68
Team 1 1
Satan's Playboys
From Hell We Rise
B Co Omega Recon CCS RT Hammer
75Th RRA Life Member 2189
Special Operations Association Member 2907-GA
Secretary, Worldwide Army Rangers, Inc
Professional Soldiers Are Predictable; The World Is full Of Dangerous Amateurs.
1FFV Echo LRP 20th INF (ABN) 67 - 68
Team 1 1
Satan's Playboys
From Hell We Rise
B Co Omega Recon CCS RT Hammer
75Th RRA Life Member 2189
Special Operations Association Member 2907-GA
Secretary, Worldwide Army Rangers, Inc
Professional Soldiers Are Predictable; The World Is full Of Dangerous Amateurs.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
A 1/75 93-97
B&HHC 2/75 97-99
RS 3,4&5-95
This mighty soldier on the eve of the war he waged
Told his troops of lessons learned from battles fought.
"May your heart grow bolder like an iron-clad brigade"
Said this leader to his outnumbered lot.
www.75thrra.com
www.tacticaltailor.com
B&HHC 2/75 97-99
RS 3,4&5-95
This mighty soldier on the eve of the war he waged
Told his troops of lessons learned from battles fought.
"May your heart grow bolder like an iron-clad brigade"
Said this leader to his outnumbered lot.
www.75thrra.com
www.tacticaltailor.com
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Ranger Bill
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Hi, Chuckie!
WE NEED MORE RANGERS!
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7th Special Forces Group
K Company (Ranger) 75th Infantry (Airborne)
4th Infantry Division
82d Airborne Division
12th Special Forces Group
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Mentor to Pellet2007, ChaoticGood & RFS1307
Ranger School Class 3-69
7th Special Forces Group
K Company (Ranger) 75th Infantry (Airborne)
4th Infantry Division
82d Airborne Division
12th Special Forces Group