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RTO
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by RTO » July 14th, 2008, 1:32 pm
"unknown" ?
Silverback
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by Silverback » July 14th, 2008, 1:38 pm
RTO wrote: "unknown" ?
It's unknown not..."Unknown"
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ANGRYCivilian
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by ANGRYCivilian » July 14th, 2008, 4:02 pm
RTO wrote: I don't know what's in it, but drinking a large "Monster Black Ice" Slurpee from
7-11 will give you a brilliant, almost neon
green shade of poop.
I always go by the rule of thumb that if you shit out something unnatural, then you should not have eaten whatever the hell you ate that had a hand in creating that terrible turd.
St Barbara's Bastards
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ANGRYCivilian
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by ANGRYCivilian » July 14th, 2008, 4:07 pm
When you walk into work, after having shaved your head over the weekend, why does everyone make a big deal about it? It's as if the idea of shaving one's head is so far beyond comprehension by some, that they act as if you cut off a few fingers just for the hell of it.
St Barbara's Bastards
82C1P
"Parole officer says I gotta upgrade, or he won't give me back my stabbin' knife!"~Roberto
JustErin
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by JustErin » July 14th, 2008, 6:17 pm
Why is it that my family can't call me to say "Hi!"
but...
They can call me to mediate a dispute over whether...
"Zit" is a legal play in Scrabble??
CavMedic
Embryo
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by CavMedic » July 14th, 2008, 9:03 pm
Funny incident from the aid stattion this morning.
We had an ASG who claims to have seen Jesus last night.
WTF???
8/89-1/91-11M,B co. 3/15 Inf,24th I.D.
1/91 To 7/07-Break In Service
7/07 To Present-Line Medic, A Trp. 1/61 Cav.
Black 6
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by Black 6 » July 14th, 2008, 9:19 pm
CavMedic wrote: Funny incident from the aid stattion this morning.
We had an ASG who claims to have seen Jesus last night.
WTF???
My wife talks to God.
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You will know me by the hate I swear."-OTEP
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KW Driver
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by KW Driver » July 15th, 2008, 12:46 am
Black 6 wrote: CavMedic wrote: Funny incident from the aid stattion this morning.
We had an ASG who claims to have seen Jesus last night.
WTF???
My wife talks to God.
they all do. the question is, does he talk back? :D
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RS 10-94.
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CavMedic
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by CavMedic » July 15th, 2008, 2:09 am
they all do. the question is, does he talk back?
This guy seemed to think so.
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Jenny Lynn
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by Jenny Lynn » July 15th, 2008, 6:02 am
Oh that's right I had a coming to Jesus meeting with our department director yesterday.
Jenny
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Black 6
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by Black 6 » July 15th, 2008, 6:57 am
KW Driver wrote: Black 6 wrote: CavMedic wrote: Funny incident from the aid stattion this morning.
We had an ASG who claims to have seen Jesus last night.
WTF???
My wife talks to God.
they all do. the question is, does he talk back? :D
No, normally I just tell her to shut her pie-hole.......
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You will know me by the hate I swear."-OTEP
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Gordo173
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by Gordo173 » July 15th, 2008, 8:53 am
Black 6 wrote: CavMedic wrote: Funny incident from the aid stattion this morning.
We had an ASG who claims to have seen Jesus last night.
WTF???
My wife talks to God.
Yeah mine too, it goes something like this,
"Oh God, oh God, OH GOD, OH GOD, OH O O O!"
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Oopps almost forgot Class 4-84
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ANGRYCivilian
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by ANGRYCivilian » July 15th, 2008, 10:28 am
Cliv03 wrote: Gordo173:
Yeah mine too, it goes something like this,
"Oh God, oh God, OH GOD, OH GOD, OH O O O!"
As she's pointing and giggling saying..."that's a small penis."
:D :D
St Barbara's Bastards
82C1P
"Parole officer says I gotta upgrade, or he won't give me back my stabbin' knife!"~Roberto
Lefty
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by Lefty » July 15th, 2008, 12:58 pm
Black 6 wrote: CavMedic wrote: Funny incident from the aid stattion this morning.
We had an ASG who claims to have seen Jesus last night.
WTF???
My wife talks to God.
CSM is God!
RLTW
Lefty
SFOC 1969
6th SFG(A) 69-70
Ranger Class 13-70
MACV Tm 21 70-71 (2nd ARVN Ranger Gp 23d
BN)
2/13 Armor 1st Cav 71-72
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