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"unknown" ? :lol: :lol:
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Post by Silverback »

RTO wrote:"unknown" ? :lol: :lol:
It's unknown not..."Unknown"
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RTO wrote:I don't know what's in it, but drinking a large "Monster Black Ice" Slurpee from
7-11 will give you a brilliant, almost neon green shade of poop.

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I always go by the rule of thumb that if you shit out something unnatural, then you should not have eaten whatever the hell you ate that had a hand in creating that terrible turd.
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Post by ANGRYCivilian »

When you walk into work, after having shaved your head over the weekend, why does everyone make a big deal about it? It's as if the idea of shaving one's head is so far beyond comprehension by some, that they act as if you cut off a few fingers just for the hell of it.
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Post by JustErin »

Why is it that my family can't call me to say "Hi!"

but...

They can call me to mediate a dispute over whether...

"Zit" is a legal play in Scrabble??

:lol: :lol:
I just saw something cool in my head...

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Funny incident from the aid stattion this morning.

We had an ASG who claims to have seen Jesus last night.

WTF???
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CavMedic wrote:Funny incident from the aid stattion this morning.

We had an ASG who claims to have seen Jesus last night.

WTF???

My wife talks to God.
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Black 6 wrote:
CavMedic wrote:Funny incident from the aid stattion this morning.

We had an ASG who claims to have seen Jesus last night.

WTF???

My wife talks to God.
they all do. the question is, does he talk back? :D
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they all do. the question is, does he talk back?
This guy seemed to think so.
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Post by Jenny Lynn »

Oh that's right I had a coming to Jesus meeting with our department director yesterday.
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KW Driver wrote:
Black 6 wrote:
CavMedic wrote:Funny incident from the aid stattion this morning.

We had an ASG who claims to have seen Jesus last night.

WTF???

My wife talks to God.
they all do. the question is, does he talk back? :D
No, normally I just tell her to shut her pie-hole....... :twisted:
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Post by Gordo173 »

Black 6 wrote:
CavMedic wrote:Funny incident from the aid stattion this morning.

We had an ASG who claims to have seen Jesus last night.

WTF???

My wife talks to God.
Yeah mine too, it goes something like this,

"Oh God, oh God, OH GOD, OH GOD, OH O O O!" :twisted:
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Post by ANGRYCivilian »

Cliv03 wrote:Gordo173:
Yeah mine too, it goes something like this,

"Oh God, oh God, OH GOD, OH GOD, OH O O O!"

As she's pointing and giggling saying..."that's a small penis."
:D :D
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Black 6 wrote:
CavMedic wrote:Funny incident from the aid stattion this morning.

We had an ASG who claims to have seen Jesus last night.

WTF???

My wife talks to God.

CSM is God!
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