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Fuck the Penguins. That is all.


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Don't ever think for one second that someone cares about you and values the contribution you've made. Those people not only exist, but they're here to listen and lend a hand when you need it.
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No shit.....there I was....knee deep in pussy, had to eat my way out!....
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Tracker275 wrote:No shit.....there I was....knee deep in pussy, had to eat my way out!....
Do you have a burning sensation at the back of your throat now?
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RangerX wrote:
Tracker275 wrote:No shit.....there I was....knee deep in pussy, had to eat my way out!....
Do you have a burning sensation at the back of your throat now?
If you answer yes, I think we know the same chic.


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IEDmagnet wrote:
RangerX wrote:
Tracker275 wrote:No shit.....there I was....knee deep in pussy, had to eat my way out!....
Do you have a burning sensation at the back of your throat now?
If you answer yes, I think we know the same chic.
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BS502 wrote:Kid just told me she "un-effed" her bedroom. I either need a trophy or parenting classes.
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IEDmagnet wrote:
RangerX wrote:
Tracker275 wrote:No shit.....there I was....knee deep in pussy, had to eat my way out!....
Do you have a burning sensation at the back of your throat now?
If you answer yes, I think we know the same chic.
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Wonder what happened to that Sham-WOW guy... you know, after the hooker thing...
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Moose93 wrote:Wonder what happened to that Sham-WOW guy... you know, after the hooker thing...
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If Tin Whistles are made of tin...what do they make fog horns out of?
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Down in Columbus after 19 years of being gone. Jesus this place has changed.


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Yep, about 10 years ago the Post Commanders wife was a holy roller. It all went off limits then died.
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