HOW HEAVY IS YOUR STATE?

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C-MAC
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Re: HOW HEAVY IS YOUR STATE?

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I say we smooth the averages. If everyone from different states ate the following diet, it might do it;

Breakfast
Grits with lard, four strips bacon and melted Wisconsin cheese.
Coffee with lots of sugar

Lunch
Triple cheeseburgers with bacon
Pork ribs slathered with high-calorie sauce
Cheese fries (lg), with crumbled bacon
2 beers.

Dinner
I triple cheeseburger
2 brats
(optional) Phili Cheesesteak
lg cheese fries with crumbled bacon
2 sides cornbread. generous butter
3 beers

I almost forgot; one-hour nap after each meal. Large amounts of daytime TV. Park in handicap spots or closest spot available- even if you have to clip an old lady or pregnant woman to get the spot. Absolutely no running or walking greater than 20 yards. :shock:
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Re: HOW HEAVY IS YOUR STATE?

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From my observations at the grocery store, obese people drink A LOT of soft drinks and eat a lot of bread,milk, and sugar. I have seen fat people push two carts to the check out line and one of them is usually loaded down with soft drinks. Pushing the two carts out to the fire lane where they parked the car is the most exercise they get all week.
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Re: HOW HEAVY IS YOUR STATE?

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I think this cartoon says it all.
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