Go lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour.
See which one is happy to see you when you open the door.
Why dogs are better than wives
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Why dogs are better than wives
2/75 HHC C/E 89-92
Rio Hato/AO Diaz CCT/Commo
"It is a heavy thing, to see a Father so strong in life, unable to rise."
"A great civilization is not conquered from without
until it has destroyed itself from within." -W. Durant
Rio Hato/AO Diaz CCT/Commo
"It is a heavy thing, to see a Father so strong in life, unable to rise."
"A great civilization is not conquered from without
until it has destroyed itself from within." -W. Durant
Re: Why dogs are better than wives
Personally, I recommend the trunk of your car.cams wrote:Go lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour.
See which one is happy to see you when you open the door.
Ranger Class 13-71
Advisor, VN 66-68 69-70
42d Vn Ranger Battalion 1969-1970
Trainer, El Salvador 86-87
Advisor, Saudi Arabian National Guard 91, 93-94
75th RRA Life Member #867
Advisor, VN 66-68 69-70
42d Vn Ranger Battalion 1969-1970
Trainer, El Salvador 86-87
Advisor, Saudi Arabian National Guard 91, 93-94
75th RRA Life Member #867
Re: Why dogs are better than wives
Jim Wrote "Personally, I recommend the trunk of your car."
No way could I do that to my dog. The ex, No Problem!
No way could I do that to my dog. The ex, No Problem!
SP6/SSG, B 5/6 ADA 76-79; 95th Svc Co 80-82; 523 Maint. Co. 82-84
Proud of him and those like him.
Proud of him and those like him.
Re: Why dogs are better than wives
Jim wrote:Personally, I recommend the trunk of your car.cams wrote:Go lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour.
See which one is happy to see you when you open the door.
I'm sure there's a prolly a pretty good story there Jim.
I'm also sure it can't be told in public.
2/75 HHC C/E 89-92
Rio Hato/AO Diaz CCT/Commo
"It is a heavy thing, to see a Father so strong in life, unable to rise."
"A great civilization is not conquered from without
until it has destroyed itself from within." -W. Durant
Rio Hato/AO Diaz CCT/Commo
"It is a heavy thing, to see a Father so strong in life, unable to rise."
"A great civilization is not conquered from without
until it has destroyed itself from within." -W. Durant
Re: Why dogs are better than wives
Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
2/75 HHC C/E 89-92
Rio Hato/AO Diaz CCT/Commo
"It is a heavy thing, to see a Father so strong in life, unable to rise."
"A great civilization is not conquered from without
until it has destroyed itself from within." -W. Durant
Rio Hato/AO Diaz CCT/Commo
"It is a heavy thing, to see a Father so strong in life, unable to rise."
"A great civilization is not conquered from without
until it has destroyed itself from within." -W. Durant
Re: Why dogs are better than wives
Yeah but I never had to shovel my wife's shit out of the back yard
HHC 1/75 mtrs Apr 2000- dec 2003
hang it, FIRE!!!!
"I feel sorry for anyone who is not an alcoholic---How would you like to wake up every moring & know that is the best you will feel all day?" W.C. Fields
1st Ranger Bn...We may not go down in history but we will go down on your sister
hang it, FIRE!!!!
"I feel sorry for anyone who is not an alcoholic---How would you like to wake up every moring & know that is the best you will feel all day?" W.C. Fields
1st Ranger Bn...We may not go down in history but we will go down on your sister
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Re: Why dogs are better than wives
Lunch wrote:I'd call her a keeper.Baseplate wrote:Yeah but I never had to shovel my wife's shit out of the back yard
2/75 HHC C/E 89-92
Rio Hato/AO Diaz CCT/Commo
"It is a heavy thing, to see a Father so strong in life, unable to rise."
"A great civilization is not conquered from without
until it has destroyed itself from within." -W. Durant
Rio Hato/AO Diaz CCT/Commo
"It is a heavy thing, to see a Father so strong in life, unable to rise."
"A great civilization is not conquered from without
until it has destroyed itself from within." -W. Durant
Re: Why dogs are better than wives
No matter how late you come in, your dog is always happy to see you.
2/75 HHC C/E 89-92
Rio Hato/AO Diaz CCT/Commo
"It is a heavy thing, to see a Father so strong in life, unable to rise."
"A great civilization is not conquered from without
until it has destroyed itself from within." -W. Durant
Rio Hato/AO Diaz CCT/Commo
"It is a heavy thing, to see a Father so strong in life, unable to rise."
"A great civilization is not conquered from without
until it has destroyed itself from within." -W. Durant
Re: Why dogs are better than wives
The former 1st daughter finnally found a job.Warriorwife wrote:Good girl!...
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2nd squad-1st plt-C 2/75 77-78
RS 4-78
The way I became a Ranger and have earned the small amount of success I have had in life has been mostly due to one quality - determination. Lefty.
RS 4-78
The way I became a Ranger and have earned the small amount of success I have had in life has been mostly due to one quality - determination. Lefty.
Re: Why dogs are better than wives
A dog never asks where you're going? Who are you going with? How long you will be gone? And most importantly, Have you been drinking?
SP6/SSG, B 5/6 ADA 76-79; 95th Svc Co 80-82; 523 Maint. Co. 82-84
Proud of him and those like him.
Proud of him and those like him.
Re: Why dogs are better than wives
A dog NEVER complains when riding shotgun with ya in your 4 x 4 truck. He just sits there, wagging his tail, as happy as can be !
He doesn't yell about your driving, tell ya were to go, thinks he knows directions better than you do, screw up your rear view mirror, suddenly point to a clothing store and yell " STOP THERE ! " or talk about subject's that you really don't give a freaking frak about.
He doesn't yell about your driving, tell ya were to go, thinks he knows directions better than you do, screw up your rear view mirror, suddenly point to a clothing store and yell " STOP THERE ! " or talk about subject's that you really don't give a freaking frak about.
C Co 2/75
1986 - 1992
RS Class 9-87
RLTW
" The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena............ "
1986 - 1992
RS Class 9-87
RLTW
" The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena............ "