Politically Incorrect and Insensitive

[Ranger Ron]

1. In a local sports bar trivia quiz the other night, I lost by one point.
The question was, where do women mostly have curly hair? Apparently,
it's Africa

2. One of the other questions was to name two things commonly found in
cells.
It appears that Mexicans and African Americans is not the correct answer

3. I've heard that Apple has scrapped their plans for the new
children's-oriented iPod after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a
good product name.

4. A new Muslim clothing shop opened here in Pembroke, but I've been
banned from it after asking to look at some bomber jackets

5. You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles but at least they
drive slowly past schools

6. A friend of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her
twin.
I asked, "How can you tell them apart?"
He said, "Her brother has a moustache"

7. Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche and mentioned it on
FaceBook.
I said "I can't wait for the new 911 to arrive!"
Next thing I know 4000 Muslims have added me as a friend!!

[Troglodyte]

There goes tomorrow morning.

I'm still on Active Duty, so I'll have to report to my friendly neighborhood EO rep to get my mental hard drive re-programmed. Again.

Trog

[cams]

Ron, absolutely priceless Brother. Thanks for that. This list will be making the rounds tomorrow!

[Slowpoke]

Ron, absolutely priceless Brother. Thanks for that. This list will be making the rounds tomorrow!

X2.........great one Brother!

[al_2ndWolfhounds]

I am so glad that on this forum my sense of humor is the norm. It usually doesn't fit in. Thanks, Ron.

[Troglodyte]

Yep, Al, there's at least one safe place for us.

[289sotherhalf]

[Jim]

I am so glad that on this forum my sense of humor is the norm. It usually doesn't fit in. Thanks, Ron.

Agree, I find that as the years pass, I have become increasingly distant from the mainstream.

[colt1rgr]

I am so glad that on this forum my sense of humor is the norm. It usually doesn't fit in. Thanks, Ron.

Agree, I find that as the years pass, I have become increasingly distant from the mainstream.

Or is it that the mainstream has grown increasingly distant from the likes of us?

Here where I live (FL: state capital) the liberals are stacked two and three deep and everytime I'm out driving it seems I see more and more of these "COEXIST" bumper stickers. I'm like WTF? I want a bumper sticker that says "COEXIST my arse, let's kill'em". Seriously, at any given time I'm two beers and one asshole away from going postal.

Thanks for the laugh break Ron, I needed it!

[RangerX]

The best counter I have seen to the "COEXIST" ass-hattery are those "GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS, ESPECIALLY OUR SNIPERS" stickers.

I have to say, I think I'd rather hang out with a liberal who actually cares about WTF is happening in this country (even if they are wrong ), rather than the weapons of mass consumption that only care about convenience and how anything might impact them alone, no thought for others.

[mortar_guy78]

The best counter I have seen to the "COEXIST" ass-hattery are those "GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS, ESPECIALLY OUR SNIPERS" stickers.

I have to say, I think I'd rather hang out with a liberal who actually cares about WTF is happening in this country (even if they are wrong ), rather than the weapons of mass consumption that only care about convenience and how anything might impact them alone, no thought for others.

X2. Some of my besfriends from when I was a kid are liberal as fuck, but at least they give a shit, even if they are misguided as hell.

[RANGER513]

OUTSTANDING !!!