Straight Troops Must Shower With Gays, Says DOD

[MarineRanger]

There is solid evidence of homosexual behavior in dolphins, chimpanzees and horses. Yep, just ask Burt Reynolds. He had a gay horse. My aunt was his vet.

I'm new to the board, so I hope I don't sound like a smartass, but do you have a link to any of that evidence of intentional anal penetration and reception by those animals.

[RangerX]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexual ... in_animals" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Obviously check sources, but you get the point. I'd give you my aunt's email address, but she doesn't have one.

[C-MAC]

LIbbies like to claim its natural ... that there are gay animals. Really? ... I have yet to find one liberal that could name me an animal besides some homo sapiens, that likes to get fucked up the ass.

There is solid evidence of homosexual behavior in dolphins, chimpanzees and horses. Yep, just ask Burt Reynolds. He had a gay horse. My aunt was his vet.

And no, I am definitely not a libbie

I view donut punchers in the same way that I view Downs Syndrome kids. they have a fucked up genetic anomaly. They should not be allowed to procreate in any way.

And if either of them hits on me, I am going to cause GBH to whatever gonads they are rockin'. Unless it's a hot lesbian.

Edit-

Double points for a hot lesbian with Downs.

Indeed. A little known fact; Mr Ed came "out" late in his career. Now in the context of this conversation, it is not certain if he was homosexual while still a calvary horse. But who knows for sure. He may have been the an Equus DADT pioneer. He went to the big glue factory in the sky before ever telling his complete story.

Oh and by "downs" do you mean Churchill Downs?

[MarineRanger]

Yep, read the wiki link and no mention of anal penetration, just "behavior".

[RangerX]

Yep, read the wiki link and no mention of anal penetration, just "behavior".

"Every male that sniffed a female was reported as sex, while anal intercourse with orgasm between males was only "revolving around" dominance, competition or greetings"

From the article.

[MarineRanger]

was only "revolving around" dominance, competition or greetings"

Right ... accidental rape penetration. Animals don't want it up the butt.

[RangerX]

was only "revolving around" dominance, competition or greetings"

Right ... accidental rape penetration. Animals don't want it up the butt.

Read it how you want. Read the entire Wiki page though. The quote is actually about how researchers tried to avoid the mention of homosexual behavior in their studies rather than face the ridicule of their peers.

You may not like it, but the behavior is thoroughly documented. What we can't establish is the reason it happens, as we have yet to learn how to read animals' minds.

[MarineRanger]

I've read plenty of individual detailed studies on gay behavior in animals. None of them record anal penetration, other than accidental. None of them record any animal trying to get it up the butt either.

They all refer to "behaviors" ... there is no anal love in the animal kingdom.

I've looked at both sides of the issues, even studied ancient cultures and their use of all homosexual armies, the ancient Crete social policy of promoting homosexuality as a form of population control, Pre-Helenisiic Greece, Spartas 100% homosexual male population. The culture of homosexuality that dominated the ancient middleeast before the arrival of Christianity. I could go on. I enjoy political and science debates.

[Baseplate]

I've read plenty of individual detailed studies on gay behavior in animals. None of them record anal penetration, other than accidental. None of them record any animal trying to get it up the butt either.

They all refer to "behaviors" ... there is no anal love in the animal kingdom.

I've looked at both sides of the issues, even studied ancient cultures and their use of all homosexual armies, the ancient Crete social policy of promoting homosexuality as a form of population control, Pre-Helenisiic Greece, Spartas 100% homosexual male population. The culture of homosexuality that dominated the ancient middleeast before the arrival of Christianity. I could go on.

penetration of the anus is never accidental unless your wife really believes that it was an accedent when you jammed it in her ass.

Plus your knowledge of faggotry is disturbing, oh you were a marine, nevermind

[MarineRanger]

oh you were a marine, nevermind

Aaaaah, a lamo insult ... now I feel welcome.



Of course you meant to say ..."oh you were a marine too, nevermind"


Just doing my part to expose the liberal fairy tales and myths.

And the wife joke ... you know someone is going to come in here, and insist it really was an accident.

[42L5V]

As a lurker, I'm glad to see the Marines have welcomed DADT...

[MarineRanger]

As a lurker, I'm glad to see the Marines have welcomed DADT...

As a straight man, I'm sad to see that the Army has welcomed it's Repeal.