After a long night of making love, The guy notices a photo of another man, on the woman's bedside nightstand and begins to worry.
He nervously asks, 'Is this your husband?'
'No, silly,' she replies, snuggling up to him.
'Your boyfriend, then?' He continues.
'No, not at all,' She says, nibbling away at his ear.
'Is it your dad or your brother?' He inquires, hoping to be reassured.
'No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!' she answers.
'Well, who in the hell is he, then?' He demands.
She whispers in his ear
'That's me before the surgery.' ...
Photo On the Night Stand
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johnjohnson1957
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Photo On the Night Stand
Army AD medic: FAMC, 2/5 FA, 97 Gen Hosp, AFRC Berchtesgaden, 28 CSH; 1975-1980
Army Guard/Reserve: 1/410 Inf, 209 Med Clr Co, 12th SF: 1982-1988
USAF AD: 1988-2003; Retired
RS 10-81
Army Guard/Reserve: 1/410 Inf, 209 Med Clr Co, 12th SF: 1982-1988
USAF AD: 1988-2003; Retired
RS 10-81
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K.Ingraham
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Re: Photo On the Night Stand
Yaarghh!!!!!!!!!!!johnjohnson1957 wrote:She whispers in his ear
'That's me before the surgery.' ...
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2d Bn U.D. for 75th Ranger Regt Assn
2d Bn(Ranger)75 Inf 1975-'77
RS 9-76
Former mentor to RANGER XCrunner.
"I am well aware that by no means equal repute attends the narrator and the doer of deeds” Sallust ‘The Catiline Conspiracy’
2d Bn U.D. for 75th Ranger Regt Assn
2d Bn(Ranger)75 Inf 1975-'77
RS 9-76
Former mentor to RANGER XCrunner.
"I am well aware that by no means equal repute attends the narrator and the doer of deeds” Sallust ‘The Catiline Conspiracy’
Re: Photo On the Night Stand
Even Crocodile Dundy would have gotten this one wrong. 
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Steadfast
4/325 82d DIV 68-69
2nd Bde HHC (LRRP), 4 ID
K Co (Rgr), 75th Inf (Abn), 4 ID
69-70
I cooked with C- 4
Steadfast
4/325 82d DIV 68-69
2nd Bde HHC (LRRP), 4 ID
K Co (Rgr), 75th Inf (Abn), 4 ID
69-70
I cooked with C- 4
Re: Photo On the Night Stand
johnjohnson1957 wrote:After a long night of making love, The guy notices a photo of another man, on the woman's bedside nightstand and begins to worry.
He nervously asks, 'Is this your husband?'
'No, silly,' she replies, snuggling up to him.
'Your boyfriend, then?' He continues.
'No, not at all,' She says, nibbling away at his ear.
'Is it your dad or your brother?' He inquires, hoping to be reassured.
'No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!' she answers.
'Well, who in the hell is he, then?' He demands.
She whispers in his ear
'That's me before the surgery.' ...
Must have been a 3rd Batt. Hooah post-ETS surgery.
C Co 2/75
1986 - 1992
RS Class 9-87
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" The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena............ "
1986 - 1992
RS Class 9-87
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" The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena............ "
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mikelogics
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Re: Photo On the Night Stand
He finish!
If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid.
SFOC Class 77-94
Tm Ldr, SF Tm 1302 95-96
CO, 12th SF Co. SFR(A) SOCOM PA 97-99
CO, 66th Infantry Battalion 10th Infantry Divison, Philippine Army (current)
SFOC Class 77-94
Tm Ldr, SF Tm 1302 95-96
CO, 12th SF Co. SFR(A) SOCOM PA 97-99
CO, 66th Infantry Battalion 10th Infantry Divison, Philippine Army (current)
Re: Photo On the Night Stand
HA! That reminds me of the time.......oh wait personal OPSEC.
USS George Washington 97-00
HC-2 SAR 00-01
C CO 2-505 PIR 82nd ABN current
Ranger Class 1-11
HC-2 SAR 00-01
C CO 2-505 PIR 82nd ABN current
Ranger Class 1-11
