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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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I gave up the right to be known as "people" in 1995, then again when I started Policing. I understand...all too well.
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IEDmagnet wrote:For 33 years I had escaped it.... finally on Sunday the 24th it caught up to me pissed off.

Strep throat is of the devil, and someone should pay for having invented it. :twisted:

I'm out of the bed today for the first time since I left the doctor Tuesday, and I am weak as hell...but hey....

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Lunch wrote:Do stupid people talk louder to make themselves sound more intelligent, just like speaking English louder helps Spanish, Russian, etc speakers understand what you're saying?
I must be REALLY STUPID, bcause I find myself practically yelling at some of my "smart" clients all of the time... My wife claims I have absolutely no patience with some people...
Oh, yea, ask me if I even care.
This morning I filed a Notice of Motion to be relieved of counsel and walked away from one particular client and told her to forget about even paying my fees, despite the fact I won a decision for her on the major part of the case. Just wanted to be done with her.
There sure are a lot of stupid people in this world.
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Zonk 1/75 wrote:I often put a series of periods at the end of a sentence ...................
... I often put a sentence at the end of a series of periods.
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garyedolan wrote:
Zonk 1/75 wrote:I often put a series of periods at the end of a sentence ...................
... I often put a sentence at the end of a series of periods.
and occasionally,...in the middle.
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When my wife is on her period, it feels like I am serving a sentence.
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Repeal the 16th, enforce the 10th.

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RangerX wrote:When my wife is on her period, it feels like I am serving a sentence.
........but if your GF misses a period, it can be a life sentence......
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Lefty wrote:
RangerX wrote:When my wife is on her period, it feels like I am serving a sentence.
........but if your GF misses a period, it can be a life sentence......
Why do you think she is my wife? :lol:
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