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Lunch wrote:Is it considered a coup if you start making leadership decisions that your bosses are never around to make themselves?
No they are lazy and will enjoy it and take credit for any good decision you make. But if you fuck up, I am sure they will hang your ass out to dry.
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Lunch wrote:Is it considered a coup if you start making leadership decisions that your bosses are never around to make themselves?
If so you're talking about my entire military career, post-Regiment. :lol:
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Quit posting where you're at on facebook......nobody gives a fuck! :roll:
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Slowpoke wrote:Quit posting where you're at on facebook......nobody gives a fuck! :roll:
Really. Maybe I am just getting old, but who the hell wants to know you are in the head, shower or on your way to work? WTF? :?
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Lunch wrote:But wait, it gets even better. Seems like I heard that the newest feature is a geotracker or something like that which will constantly show all your Facefriends where you are. And people are willingly doing this and think it is sooooo cool...
Yeah, as former USAF I think it's cool also. It will make JDAM's and JSOW's that much more effective. So following that thought, Can we launch the Facebook membership drive for tango's? :roll:
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C-MAC wrote:
Lunch wrote:But wait, it gets even better. Seems like I heard that the newest feature is a geotracker or something like that which will constantly show all your Facefriends where you are. And people are willingly doing this and think it is sooooo cool...
Yeah, as former USAF I think it's cool also. It will make JDAM's and JSOW's that much more effective. So following that thought, Can we launch the Facebook membership drive for tango's? :roll:

Not a bad idea.... 8)
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Hey everybody. So, I have this dilemma. I’m super busy with work all the time, so I hired a hooker to help me relax because I don’t have time to deal with meeting women and developing a real relationship. But then the craziest thing happened: not only did she give professional-grade head, she was also a really nice person. I wanted to see her again. So of course I bought her some new clothes, took her to a polo match, introduced her to my friends — the usual. It was all going really well until my A-hole lawyer found out about her being a hooker and put the moves on her. Anyway, I paid her for the full week, but she left without taking the money and I think it’s because we’ve fallen in love. Should I go after her?
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Not if she looks like Julia Roberts. I'm sorry, but the woman is scary.
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Lunch wrote:
Baseplate wrote:Blah blah blah blah professional-grade head blah blah blah blah blah she left without taking the money blah blah blah blah
What dilemma?



(and who cares if she is a pretty woman)

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Can she cook?
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A recent survey found 98% of women have had intelligent DNA in their bodies...
















unfortunalety more than half admitted to later spitting it out! :lol:
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Had to sign on to remember someone's screen name here, must be getting Alzheimer's geez....
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